Twelve Reasons Why Remembering
A Famous Past Life
SUCKS
A litany of complaint in
twelve paragraphs
by Karen
1. Other people won't believe
you. Even people who believe in reincarnation won't believe you. People who'd believe you totally if you
said you were a one-eyed ditch digger in Mesopotamia will scoff at a claim to have been royalty or the like, even with evidence.
People who don't believe in reincarnation will use your case as ammunition against reincarnation, repeating the old saw, "Everyone
claims to have been someone famous." Because of that, people who want reincarnation accepted on a scientific basis,
whom you feel are your greatest allies, consider you a traitor who will discredit their arguments, and they will try to talk
you into locking yourself in an attic.
2. YOU don't believe you.
You read a book about your past incarnation, look at yourself in the mirror an think, "No way!" on a regular basis.
Even after you've put together mountains of evidence, you are plagued with doubts every moment; you forget it, you minimize
it, you figure you're just imagining it or exaggerating the significance of evidence, you want nothing to do with it.
You think, "But I'm so ordinary, how could I have been that?" Your friends who are in on it (if you have any) get tired
of hearing your self-doubts. And the worst is: for all the evidence you turn up, you can never get the crucial piece,
because there is none. You can never absolutely prove or disprove it, never know for sure that it's real and not something
else.
3. People tell you you are
crazy or a liar. Perfect strangers feel it's their right to be rude to you these ways. People with no mental
health qualifications whatsoever feel permitted to make impromptu mental health diagnoses of you, share them with you and
anyone else listening, and expect you to accept them. (You tell them your genuine mental health diagnosis, made by a
genuine professional, in vain.) Others take it as their sacred duty to expose you as a fraud. You are faced directly
and personally with the question of whether it's worse to be considered misled and thus incompetent, or to be purposely misleading
others and thus evil.
4. People don't want to hear
about the real person behind the legend. This is where the perils of past-life memory intersect with the perils
of fame itself, of having a public image. People's impressions of your past incarnation are based on their own projected
yearnings, fantasies, fears, prejudices and agendas, rather than truth. Those who want to believe you were a perfect
apotheosis of all virtue don't want to see you as you actually were, a mere human with actual warts. Those who imagine
you were evil incarnate due to bad press accuse you of white-washing if you tell the truth, usually citing the bad
press as evidence. Both dismiss your account with equal fervour.
5. You know historically significant
things that only you can know, but no one will listen. You feel like Cassandra of Troy -- knowing the truth, and
believed by no one. If they value their academic reputations, historians will have nothing to do with you. Or
else they'll insist on continuing to present you in your past incarnation as they think you ought to have been, not as you
actually were. Historians critical of you in your past life will write about you as they never would about someone still
alive, because they'd be sued in an instant for defamation of character. But you can't sue them.
6. You are alone with
it. There are no self-help books on how to deal with remembering a famous past life, no therapists
who specialize in helping deal with it (except to "cure" you of it), no support groups full of people who tell you, "Hey,
me too! You're not alone!" Even people who believe you don't understand your experiences, because they've never
had similar. Mostly you can't talk about it with family and friends, even those who believe in reincarnation.
Unless you're Buddhist or Hindu, you sure as heck don't want to go to your cleric. Psychiatric professionals can be
even more dangerous, because they can have you locked up.
7. Some people who believe
you turn out to be fakes themselves. People with delusional past-life claims create mutual delusion-acceptance
societies, where they happily support each other's claims, but in time it comes clear that they are never really talking about
anyone but themselves. Because they see no difference between you and them, they'll include you, and be wonderfully
kind and supportive, which feels like a perfect balm to the soul. But then you realize, after having believed and been
supportive in return, that some or most of them are a few cans shy of a six-pack. You feel like a sucker and you wonder
if you're really just the same as them, since you yearn for support also, and your search, not to mention the book you're
probably writing, is making you rather self-involved. The people who want most to believe you are the least likely to.
8. Other people, many of them
lunatics, claim the same past life as you. You find out your past incarnation is also being claimed by the guru
of a cult in Sedona who think that aliens are going to rescue them from Armageddon and then bring them back to rule the world
(this example not made up). People explain the multiple claims away by saying a life so important required several souls
collaborating to make it possible, but you have a sneaking suspicion this is bosh, a means for people to avoid flaming each
other on Internet forums. Sometimes you wish that you an all the other claimants could be given weapons appropriate
for the time period, locked in a steel cage and allowed to settle the question permanently (or at least for this life).
9. People expect you to look,
think, act the same and have similar abilities to your past incarnation. People think that if you don't create
timeless masterpieces or conquer nations in this life, that proves you didn't in a previous one. They don't take changing
nature or nurture into account; they forget that excellence in any endeavour requires not just talent but intense, early-starting
training, and later, opportunities which you did not receive in this life. They don't realize that you
might have been incarnated into a different physical build, sex, sex role, culture, moral climate, socio-economic level, set
of innate talents, and degree of family dysfunction -- or that you might have a different life purpose. They forget
that souls change, grow, and think, "Been there, done that."
10. You probably have
soul-traits that look like those of fakes. If you have a famous past life, chances are you have desire for fame,
need for achievement, egotism, and the insecurity that underlies these things, as soul traits -- that's what propelled you
to fame in the first place. So people will say, "See, you're just making it up to impress people." Even intelligence
will seem to some people like showing off. Because of this, you'll be inclined to drive to drive every trace of egotistical
impulse about the life out of yourself. But because we are mere human beings,
this is impossible and the attempt doomed.
11. You can't really blame
anyone for any of the above. You can't get angry and object, because all these reactions are perfectly natural.
You can't make people believe you; you can't make people change their paradigms; you can't blame them for believing what they've
been raised to believe, and having a difficult time changing their beliefs, because we all do. You can't tell people
there's no such thing as fake past-life claims, because there are. People know that, by the law of averages, the
odds are a few billion to one that you're telling the truth, and they act accordingly.
12. And finally, the twelfth reason
why remembering a famous past life sucks: no one thinks that remembering a famous past life sucks. Everyone
figures the ego-glow of having been someone whose name is still known is going to put you permanently on Cloud Nine.
Everyone thinks, "I'd be so happy in your place!" without actually trying it.
Because of this, you're not allowed
to complain.