Owner Bio
Chuck Wilds (aka 42 Teeth), has been General Manager/Owner/Ticket Master
of the Texas Rangers since Season 18, when the franchise formally known as the team with no future. Overinflated
contracts and poor management left the team a dismal array, worse than the sludge in the bottom of a tar bucket.
Wilds changed all that when he was hired as the manager. Like the cleaner in "Pulp Fiction", 42 Teeth removed
the morass of inefficiency and replaced it with the best. The kick-off season for 42 Teeth finished in second
place. The Rangers finally graduated from the minors since Season 11.
42 Teeth amassed the majority of his fortune as a bounty hunter in the mid-80's. "Catch enough dirt bags,
buying a baseball team is a small thing." says a very happy-go-lucky hound dog. Rumor has it that a few of the
clubhouse workers may be reformed criminals he caught throughout the years. His tough demeanor and work ethic is
enough to instill 25 guys with a winning attitude, if not, a short vacation to a Mexican prison would help change
the attitude.
Current endeavors besides GM/Owner/Ticket Master duties include working as a bouncer in the local area of Arlington.
He is known as the only bouncer to receive tips from those he bounces - now that is talent. Hollywood has been trying
to sign him to make Roadhouse 2, but he sternly refuses to have his name synonomus with Patrick Swayze. Who can blame
him.
Franchise Lineage:
18 to Present: Texas Rangers -- Owner: Chuck Wilds (aka "42 Teeth")
16 to 17: Texas Rangers -- Owner: Josh Grotte (aka "Penniless")
14 to 15: Texas Rangers -- Owner: Greg Wasson (aka "Slim")
11 to 13: Texas Rangers -- Owner: Paulette (aka "Whitey")
