Owner Bio
Gabe Tinsley (aka Captain Apathy), has been General Manager/Owner/CTU
Agent with the Houston Astros since Season 23. Yes, Apathy is a rookie manager, and all the current managers say
"Meat!!". The former winning manager was MIA during Season 22, and many fans believe that manager was last seen
in Roswell, leaving in a fancy spaceship. Let's hope this manager stays away from Roswell! Don't let the nickname
fool you, because deep down inside, he really does care - at crushing your team into the ground! We shall see how he
manages this team in a post-Ruth configuration. How the Astros will play without Ruth will be a big mystery.
Capt Apathy is well-known in the counter terrorist world for his ability to stop the local ragheads from executing
any evil plans within 24 hours. It was this ability that led the Astros board of directors to seek Capt Apathy out,
although it was a daunting task. How can a guy be in more places at one time? Anyway, they finally got him to sit still
for a few seconds and he agreed to manage the team. He might have his communication assistant, Chloe, manage
the team. Yet, he promised the board he would have a team ready for the next season - wait for it - in 24 hours. The
entire league will sit at the edge of their seats to watch this amazing thriller unfold.
Current endeavors besides GM/Owner/CTU Agent duties is to become the top notch zombie hunter. Capt Apathy never leaves
the house without a shotgun and axe. He is always prepared to take out a undead dude, especially the ones sitting in the
stands. "My brains are off limits", he states, "cause they are too valuable for zombie consumption." He can spot a zombie
from a mezzanine away. How? He looks for the fan who is drooling beer from his mouth, who has no desire to eat a ballpark
hot dog, and who has changed into a Twins shirt.
Franchise Lineage:
23 to Present: Houston Astros -- Owner: Gabe Tinsley (aka "Captain Apathy")
20 to 22: Houston Astros -- Owner: Chris Carmen (aka "All Sports")
19: Houston Astros -- Owner: Sam M. (aka "Shadow Man")
12 to 18: St Louis Cardinals -- Owner: Paul Johnston (aka "Superman")
10 to 11: St Louis Cardinals -- Owner: Ray Morris (aka "The Trickster")
Stadium History:
19 to present: Astrodome
10 to 18: Busch Stadium
