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Crazed Man Now Wandering Home Show in VirginiaNorfolk, VA -This reporter previously reported on a crazed man disrupting an Omaha Home show. It has happened again...this time in very old homes. The crazed man, identified only as Jack, was sighted in Colonial Williamsburg this past weekend. He was found near the blacksmith's shop mumbling, "Closed? it's only 4:30!" He was so agitated, according to witnesses, that the handful of dried apricots he splurged for at the apothecary were crushed into a paste resembling jam. Lucky to be escorted by Ann(no e), a friend from the midwest, he was led to the $20 parking spot where their car was parked. Fortunately, Ann's brilliant navigational skills precluded an unfortunate accident when Jack found a Jonny-On-The-Spot in the nick of time. Later that same weekend, a report arrived that the same man and his friend were spotted at a local residents home. Jack, still clutching the apricots, fit in nicely with the couples young son. Police were unable to apprehend either person, but that's ok, no one got hurt, this time. |
Deadbeat web developer receives new "olive" wardrobe San Francisco, CA - After an exhaustive 2 month search, David Rees has found a job. Unfortunately, the three pairs of jeans and 10 flight suits are no longer suitable attire. He had been told when he started he needed to update his wardrobe at least to the '90s, and was given 2 months to do so. That was 3 months ago. In the matter of only two hours, using expert advice, he was able to purchase 2 pairs of pants (both olive) and three shirts (all olive-based), on belt (brown), and one pair of absolutely fabulous, trendy shoes (black). Ann (also without the e), was very helpful spending his money. "I have had a great deal of practice at this. Many of my co-workers and friends have come to me for advice on how to burn through several hundred dollars in a short time. I'm an expert now. I think I'm going to appear on Regis and Kathy Lee." The two also noticed, "The olive linen pants were so absolutely fabulous that we couldn't believe we didn't see a pair in 'Gladiator'. What a bummer!" |
Team Wayne needs your help. In order to get the bus up and running, and to make the necessary modifications, we need parts. If you know of anywhere we can find parts for a Wayne Bus Co. body email Jack.
The Bus page has been updated to reflect the pricing for RAGBRAI '00 rides. Check it out HERE
