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Harry Potter
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Behold the Wisdom of Hogwarts |
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Hagrid, we saved the Stone, it's gone, he can't use it. Have a Choc'late Frog - - Harry Potter, Gryffindor |
I hope you're pleased with yourselves. We could all have been killed -- or worse, expelled. - - Hermione Granger, Gryffindor |
How many times will we be able to witness a dragon hatching? - - Ron Weasley, Gryffindor
I can't see you. Are | you ghoulie or ghostie or wee student beastie? - - Peeves the Poltergeist
I can teach you how | to bottle fame, brew glory even stopper death. - - Professor Snape, Slytherin
Flint with the Quaffle - | passes Spinnet - passes Bell - hit hard in the face. - - Lee Jordan, Gryffindor
I felt they'd "missed a
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Wish I could still hang | Rule-breaking students by thumbs; God I miss the screams. - - Argus Filch, Squib
Learned I was a bug, | Put me in jar without holes, Little bitch Granger... - - Rita Skeeter, ( seeking work )
Saw my mum snuff it. | Though now it's like the "Sixth Sense:" I can see Thestrals. - - Luna Lovegood, Ravenclaw
Escaped Azkaban: | Don't seek out Sirius Black. He's a murderer. - - an uninformed Arthur Weasley, Gryffindor
Although I have hair | And died ere I hit the ground: I'm dead now - don' smoke. - - Cedric Diggory, Hufflepuff
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Bone of the father
Flesh of the servant
Blood of enemy
Dark Lord took my flesh:
Could end up worse, though.
So proud my parents: | a witch in the family. She was just a freak! - - Petunia Dursley, Muggle
Fell through arch alive; | Most likely not really dead. Saved in book seven? - - Sirius Black, Gryffindor
I know you wanted | Harry and me to work out. Sorry: blame Rowling. - - Cho Chang, Ravenclaw
That Harry Potter: | Prophesy hints my downfall; He doesn't scar me..... - - Lord Voldemort, Slytherin
What's all this then, eh? | "What do I want for birthday?" I'd love Norbert back. - - Rubeus Hagrid, Gryffindor
Cho Chang boo-hoo's now. | Harry can be my boyfriend. Watch as it unfolds.... - - Luna Lovegood, Ravenclaw
Always remember, | (hand me my hip flask, Weasly), Constant Vigilence...!! - - Alistor "Mad-Eye" Moody (or Barty Crouch Jr.... 
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W/ thanks to our own Hermione, Christine
No dementor will
| cross the threshold of Hogwarts while I'm headmaster. - - Albus Dumbledore, Headmaster
I sent the Firebolt™.
| Consider it thirteen years' worth of birthday gifts. - - Sirius Black, Gryffindor
Silver orb scary? | Riddikulus! Change Boggart; Crushable cockroach.... - - Remus Lupin, Gryffindor
Let me use your wand. | See? "I AM LORD VOLDEMORT." Thought you would have guessed. - - Tom Riddle, Slytherin
Hamster my new friend | Similar side-kick - Penfold! Spiders?! Where?! Aaagh...! Run! - - Ron Weasley, Gryffindor
All-new Doxy-cide™, | Spray it on the curtains, drapes. Twice, for best results. - - Molly Weasley, Gryffindor
Barred from headless hunt, | Due to an axe gone awry. Stupid half inch flesh! - - Nearly Headless Nick, Gryffindor
Potter and his lot: | I want to see the Mudblood Granger die slowly. - - Draco Malfoy, Slytherin
I think another | week of detention will do you a world of good. - - Dolores Umbridge
Potter friend Wheezy
| taken! Harry Potter needs Gillyweed for task! - - Dobby, (now Hogwarts) House Elf
He Who Must Not Be | Named did great things - terrible things oh yes, but great. - - Mr. Ollivander, Diagon Alley
Goblins won't find me | for the winnings I owe them. Care to bet on it? - - Ludo Bagman
Our choices show us | what we truly are, far more than abilities. - - Albus Dumbledore, Headmaster
Family disgrace! | Soiling my house with Mudbloods! Filth! Scum! Blood Traitors! - - Mrs. Black, Slytherin
Wider than my height, | I need strength to beat up cuz. Pass the pie, Potter. - - Dudley Dursley, Muggle
Potter will suffer: | an Avada Kedavra is too good for him. - - Lucious Malfoy, Slytherin
Oh how wonderful!
| How many autographs, then? Thanks for visiting! - - Gilderoy Lockhart, at St. Mungo's | ||
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