Randy aka Randalf Moses
	Origins	Randalf Moses arose from the primitive depths of an Indiana cornfield.  Found in a Longaberger basket afloat in the silky fields of corn tassels, he was rescued by a farmer's daughter.  He was later run off by the farmer and his shotgun.  Amos Moses (the snake) hatched from an egg found by the Red River.  Randalf touched the waters with his staff, and they became the White River, and the people didst go thirsty.  Together Amos and Randy wander the land looking for hobbits, jackelopes, and gold rings.
	Powers	The ability to boldy split infinitives, part hair, and burn bushes.  Amos gets up people's noses and does a great imitation of a stick.
	Fatal Weakness	He cannot resist chocolate or the opportunity to say something stupid.
	Nemesis	Randalf regularly contends with Holly Moses, his wife.  Usually, this is because he says something really stupid or doesn't share his chocolate, but one has to wonder if make-up sex has anything to do with it.
	Quote	"Do unto others, then split." - Randalf Moses