Are you male or
Take this test and find out (scoring details at bottom of the page).
1. Aside from getting sterilized, your birth control options are:a. one
b. almost a dozen
2. When parking your car in a public garage, you:a. toss your keys jauntily to the attendant
b. hand your keys over with a polite smile
3. When there's valet parking, you:a. don't
b. hand your keys over with a polite smile.
4. If you haven't shaved in four days, the resulting stubble can be construed as:a. semi-sexy
5. At the doctor's, a common request would be:a. "Cough."
b. "Would you please scoot down just a little more dear?"
6. As a sporty person, you need athletic support with:a. one cup
b. two cups
7. When you're feeling insecure, what you say to your best friend is:a. nothing
b. "Do I look fat?"
8. You've slept with several hundred people, you' are considered a:a. sports legend
9. You've slept with no one, you are considered a:a. virgin
10. The age it hits home that junk food will devastate your body is:a. 45
11. When you hear the words "hand wash only," the first thing that comes to mind is:a. your car
b. panty hose
12. When you hear the words "wash your hands", the first thing that comes to your mind is:a. why?
b. good personal hygiene
13. It`s the seventh game of the playoffs, bottom of the ninth, score tied. Bases are loaded with 2 outs. The man at bat has a .311 average against southpaws, and the pitcher is a lefty. Your mate turns to you and in a sultry voice says "Do you want a back rub?" You are:a. too busy screaming at the TV to even hear the question
b. definitely daydreaming
14. Your idea of basic pump in footwear is:a. an athletic shoe made by Nike
b. a heeled shoe made by Gucci
a = 1 point ...b = 2 points0 - 14 : Congratulations, you are a male. This means you have a greater lean-muscle-to-fat ratio, earn most of the money whether you do most of the work or not, and a select few of your sex can look forward to being president someday.
15 - 28: Congratulations, you are a female. This means you will live longer, have your choice of wearing either jeans, slacks,or a skirt in polite company, and a select few of your sex can look forward to being president someday.
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