Two hearts (one male and one female, of course)

Are you male or female?
Take this test and find out (scoring details at bottom of the page).





1. Aside from getting sterilized, your birth control options are:

a. one
b. almost a dozen

2. When parking your car in a public garage, you:

a. toss your keys jauntily to the attendant
b. hand your keys over with a polite smile

3. When there's valet parking, you:

a. don't
b. hand your keys over with a polite smile.

4. If you haven't shaved in four days, the resulting stubble can be construed as:

a. semi-sexy
b. gross

5. At the doctor's, a common request would be:

a. "Cough."
b. "Would you please scoot down just a little more dear?"

6. As a sporty person, you need athletic support with:

a. one cup
b. two cups

7. When you're feeling insecure, what you say to your best friend is:

a. nothing
b. "Do I look fat?"

8. You've slept with several hundred people, you' are considered a:

a. sports legend
b. tramp

9. You've slept with no one, you are considered a:

a. virgin
b. target

10. The age it hits home that junk food will devastate your body is:

a. 45
b. 14

11. When you hear the words "hand wash only," the first thing that comes to mind is:

a. your car
b. panty hose

12. When you hear the words "wash your hands", the first thing that comes to your mind is:

a. why?
b. good personal hygiene

13. It`s the seventh game of the playoffs, bottom of the ninth, score tied. Bases are loaded with 2 outs. The man at bat has a .311 average against southpaws, and the pitcher is a lefty. Your mate turns to you and in a sultry voice says "Do you want a back rub?" You are:

a. too busy screaming at the TV to even hear the question
b. definitely daydreaming

14. Your idea of basic pump in footwear is:

a. an athletic shoe made by Nike
b. a heeled shoe made by Gucci





a = 1 point ...b = 2 points

0 - 14 : Congratulations, you are a male. This means you have a greater lean-muscle-to-fat ratio, earn most of the money whether you do most of the work or not, and a select few of your sex can look forward to being president someday.

15 - 28: Congratulations, you are a female. This means you will live longer, have your choice of wearing either jeans, slacks,or a skirt in polite company, and a select few of your sex can look forward to being president someday.

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