Two hearts (one male and one female, of course)

Are you male or female?
Take this test and find out (scoring details at bottom of the page).

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1. Aside from getting sterilized, your birth control options are:

a. one
b. almost a dozen

2. When parking your car in a public garage, you:

a. toss your keys jauntily to the attendant
b. hand your keys over with a polite smile

3. When there's valet parking, you:

a. don't
b. hand your keys over with a polite smile.

4. If you haven't shaved in four days, the resulting stubble can be construed as:

a. semi-sexy
b. gross

5. At the doctor's, a common request would be:

a. "Cough."
b. "Would you please scoot down just a little more dear?"

6. As a sporty person, you need athletic support with:

a. one cup
b. two cups

7. When you're feeling insecure, what you say to your best friend is:

a. nothing
b. "Do I look fat?"

8. You've slept with several hundred people, you' are considered a:

a. sports legend
b. tramp

9. You've slept with no one, you are considered a:

a. virgin
b. target

10. The age it hits home that junk food will devastate your body is:

a. 45
b. 14

11. When you hear the words "hand wash only," the first thing that comes to mind is:

a. your car
b. panty hose

12. When you hear the words "wash your hands", the first thing that comes to your mind is:

a. why?
b. good personal hygiene

13. It`s the seventh game of the playoffs, bottom of the ninth, score tied. Bases are loaded with 2 outs. The man at bat has a .311 average against southpaws, and the pitcher is a lefty. Your mate turns to you and in a sultry voice says "Do you want a back rub?" You are:

a. too busy screaming at the TV to even hear the question
b. definitely daydreaming

14. Your idea of basic pump in footwear is:

a. an athletic shoe made by Nike
b. a heeled shoe made by Gucci

 

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SCORING

a = 1 point ...b = 2 points

0 - 14 : Congratulations, you are a male. This means you have a greater lean-muscle-to-fat ratio, earn most of the money whether you do most of the work or not, and a select few of your sex can look forward to being president someday.

15 - 28: Congratulations, you are a female. This means you will live longer, have your choice of wearing either jeans, slacks,or a skirt in polite company, and a select few of your sex can look forward to being president someday.

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