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Christmas

LD026

You know that saying,
'The best things come in small packages'?

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That's what men with small packages say.

Merry Christmas!




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Christmas

LD029

To me they're not so much
the 'Three Wise Men',
as the 'Three Typical Men'

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You know, arriving late
with inappropriate gifts
expecting a virgin.

Merry Christmas!




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Halloween

LD104

I just love to greet
trick-or-treaters with

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"I'm your future. Boo."

Have a Happy Halloween, Doll!




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Easter

LD105

This Easter I'm going
to skip the egg hunt.

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My obgyn sent in a search party years ago
and we still haven't heard back.

Have a great Easter, Doll!




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Valentine For Friend

LD106

I wanted a traditional Valentine's Day

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So I shot him with an arrow.

Have a great day, Doll -
with or without weapons!




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Halloween

LD132

Friend. Good.

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Hot Flashes. Bad.

Happy Halloween!




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Christmas

LD133

How cute.
And there's a place underneath
where I can turn it on or off.

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Like a man.

Merry Christmas!




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Christmas

LD134

So Doll, this cute salesman
asked if I wanted to
pay with lay-a-way.

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Oh sure, I was flattered,
but I'd just had my hair done.

Happy Holidays!




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Christmas

LD135

I eat gingerbread men just like
chocolate Easter bunnies.

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I bite the head off first.

Happy Holidays!




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Christmas

LD136

Oh Doll - of course
I still wait up for Santa.

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He brings gifts, leaves his pets outside,
and can drive after dark.

Merry Christmas!




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Christmas

LD137

Listen Doll, I know it's traditional
to give peanut brittle at Christmas

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But never give a woman above a
certain age anything called 'brittle'.

Happy Holidays!




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