"You see, I was a young joey back then. I was just starting my career. I needed the money." - Gladden T Hart

"It's clippings like this one that keep me wondering just how old Gladden really is." - Paul

"Nice ad. I'm really proud of Gladden. But how were people supposed to buy that stuff? They don't even show you what the packaging looks like." - Phillip

"Tea? Cool! Give me some tea, now! Um, what's tea?" - Gladys Night's Little Pip, Squeak

"Don't quote me." - Gladys Night