this is our bio or something
mmmmmmmm, biiiiiiioooooo
| We are great, wonderful, fantastic, excellent, outstanding, brilliant,
exceptional, first-rate, terrific, groovy, super, marvelous, tremendous,
fabulous, splendid, and we own a thesaurus. We play the best
pop funk west of 6th Avenue, east of Scott, north of Congress, and south
of Alameda. We help old ladies cross the street and we’re thinking
of collectively running for Governor of Arizona. We all have PhDs
from MIT in astrophysics, including Scrilla who just turned 18. We
fight big tobacco, big oil, big chemical industry, and big hair.
Our mothers love us and tell us we rock. Vice President Gore thanked
us for teaching him to “shake that ass.” Our buttocks are hairless
and our feet don’t stink. We practice integrated pest management
and we avoid sweets. We still laugh like schoolchildren at our own
farts. And we think bios suck.
Other than that, we’re all just regular Tucson musicians who get together frequently to make music we love. We hope you enjoy it as much as we do. |
| Paste, from left to right is James, Vic, Ron (in the front), Ron's non-Paste friend (in the back with the beer), Mando, Abel (Mando and Scrilla's non-Paste brother in the front), and Scrilla. |
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