our shining lights

Some of Our Shining Lights: Who is bliss-street.com? fabulous logo

monty just back from the powder room OUR
BUSINESS
SHERPA
Our founder, Monty, started and sold seven web companies by the age of 22. Now, at 26, due to a recent bout with horse medication, he is not what he once was. However, it is difficult to resist his charisma and feverish drive. He always has several new ideas every time he returns from the powder room.

INTERACTIVE
QUALITY
LIAISON
COLLABORATOR Our Mrs. Lopez Gonzalez Martinez Lopez, who travels with an aide just to carry her palm devices, will attend your every need. From taking clients out on a wild night, which may or may not include riding in her vintage ambulance collection, in Piscataway, New Jersey, to checking on a project down to the last exquisite detail, Mrs. Lopez Gonzalez Martinez Lopez is there. Years from now, you will wake up and Mrs. Lopez Lopez may be in your home, checking your details. mrs. Lopez on casual fridays

Phil, Our Senior Designer, in addition to his award-winning work for bliss-street.com, has been working on a personal masterpiece, War, for 12 years. He does not consider himself a web designer, but an artiste. See Phil's masterpiece at right. Phil's other interests are minerals and accompanying the NYPD on vice raids. complete wackjob WAR typical illustrator crap

there is very little she can't support HOSTING
CONTENTMENT
FULFILLMENT
SERVER
SUPPORT
Colette, born at sea, devotee of the danse, brings a world of experience to bliss-street.com. She works hand and glove with upper management and cients, making sure all are hosted, contented, fulfilled and supported. She is expected to make vice president within days.

RESEARCH
AND
DEVELOPMENT
BASEMENT
BIOSPHERE Dedication has prevented our Programming, Engineering, and R&D überteams from going home for two months, so our basement boasts a large group of the cream of Ivy League's 1999 graduating class. We can no longer tell them apart. We keep a close eye on them from our security cameras. eve of bliss r&d union vote

Our Global Synergy Paradigm Catalyst, The Webinator, hails from a background in nuclear reactors. He has been asking to be transferred out of technology into art for four years. The Webinator, seated at his Scalable Leveraging ProActor, is too valuable in his current post to be transferred as yet. He does, however, continue his zany art on his own. His latest sculptural objet d'art, How I feel about bliss-street.com,is pictured here at right. Security: Need wiretap bomb

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bliss-street.com
(Pat Dorfman Pictures, Inc. aka Jake Films, Inc.)
38 Greene Street, Fifth Floor
New York, New York 10013
212-226-0960

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No need to read unless you are really bored: INTENT OF THIS PROJECT: bliss-street.com does not yet exist and this website is solely intended to entertain and fulfill my homework assignment for Cat Sandler, my teacher, who has shown kindness and patience, as well as sharing her own html techniques and concepts, and she in no way is at fault for anything here that is not correct. Some day soon, unless I get and enjoy that job refilling napkin holders at Boston Chicken, I hope to make the site a reality. I have 20-plus pieces to link as a web portfolio, some of which informed sources allege are good.
CREDITS: I want to thank Christopher Whalen for his YEARS of carrying me. 1) Photo of rumpled "Monty the founder" is actually of Christopher Whalen and was taken by Cynthia Sweeney. 2) Photo of woman in huge hat is from old German circa 1910 postcard. 3) Photo of clapping Drake siblings was taken by Sherry Best. 4) Photo of man with Chrysler Building hat is from New York Times, 8-6-00, Corbiss Bettman Archives, and is of the famous architect William van Alen at a party in 1936. 5) Photo of seductress is Barbara Jean Riley Dorfman Kurtz, recipient of prize for her sewing design, published 5/6/49 in "The Birmingham News." 6) Photo of the Webinator is Stanley M. Kurtz, MD, by his electron microscope, by an unknown professional photographer. He has been retouched to look ridiculous, and is ordinarily an attractive person. All other text, images, logos, concepts, retouching, artwork created in Photoshop, are by me, unless otherwise noted above, and are property of Pat Dorfman Pictures, Inc./Jake Films, Inc.©2000 All Rights Reserved. Jake Films,Inc., not that anyone would be interested in any of this stuff.