Lutherans believe in prayer but would practically die if asked to pray out loud in public.

Lutherans like to sing except when confronted with a new hymn or a hymn with more than four verses.

Lutherans believe their pastors will visit them in the hospital even if they don't notify them.

Lutherans usually follow the official liturgy and will feel it is their way of suffering for their sins.

Lutherans believe in miracles and even expect miracles especially during their stewardship visitation programs or when passing the plate.

Lutherans feel that applauding for their children's choirs would make them too proud and conceited.

Lutherans think that the Bible forbids them from crossing the aisle while "passing the peace."

Lutherans drink coffee as if it were the Third Sacrament.

Some Lutherans still believe that an ELCA bride and an LCMS groom make for a mixed marriage.

Lutherans feel guilty for not staying to clean up after their own wedding reception in the fellowship hall.

Lutherans are willing to pay up to a dollar for a meal at church.

Lutherans think that Garrison Keillor's stories are totally factual.

Lutherans still serve Jell-O in the proper liturgical color for the season and think that peas in a tuna noodle hot dish add too much color.

Lutherans believe it's OK to poke fun at themselves and never take themselves too seriously.