"Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist." -- Camille Paglia
"Familiarity breeds attempt." -- Goodman Ace
"My attitude towards anyone's sexual persuasion is this: without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible." -- Frank Zappa
Sex is dirty only when it's done right. -- Anon.
If sex is so personal, why do we have to share it with someone? -- Anon.
"A man can sleep around, no questions asked. But if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes, she's a tramp." -- Joan Rivers
"I have an intense desire to return to the womb. Anybody's." -- Woody Allen
"All cars can be traced, which is the only known benefit of living in the age of computers." -- Thomas Perry, "Big Fish"
"You don't pay a steeplejack a lot because he's going to fall, and he's not cheating you if he comes down safely." -- Thomas Perry, "Big Fish"
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