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You've found the right place for map-based and trivia-based competitions of challenge and guile:

for 53 years: the annual St. Valentine's Day Massacre - a wintertime coast-to-coast competitive auto rally all on maps

for 36 years: the annual Great Maltese Circumglobal Trophy Dash - an early autumn round-the-world map rally

for 31 years: the semi-annual (spring and late autumn) Almaniac - a trivia competition, quite different from our map-based competitions

for 19 years: the annual Independence Day Fireworks map rally - a summertime shorter version of the big St. Valentine's Day Massacre

updated February 3, 2016


2015 Fallmaniac competitors:

You may click below for the official answers and explanations for this past fall's Almaniac competition:

Official Almaniac Answers


2016 Massacre competitors:

Beginning at noon Pacific Time (3 p.m. Eastern) on Wednesday, March 2, you may click below for the official answers and explanations for this winter's St. Valentine's Day Massacre competition:

Official Massacre Answers