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19 Annual Events (and counting) . . .

a continent-length trek during the scorching summer, in even-numbered years from the mountain heights of Tegucigalpa, Honduras, to the far Arctic north of Canada, along the way challenging your logic, alertness, and common sense

a shorter version of the big St. Valentine's Day Massacre

from country to country, cover thousands of miles yet still be able to sip your orange juice on the porch, because it's all done on maps!

This is how the Independence Day Fireworks works:

In July we'll send you the book of instructions and the giant Rand McNally Road Atlas, upon which the course wends its way northward the length of North America (in odd-numbered years it's southward).

We accept new entries continually during July, with all materials mailed immediately, until the entry deadline, July 31.

By following the instructions, on your porch, the kitchen table, or wherever is cooler, spending an hour or so (or however long the orange juice lasts) at a time, you travel on a continuous half-regular-St.-Valentine's-Day-Massacre-length course, from page to page in the Atlas.

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Scroll to the bottom for entry information.

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Each year we explore an odd-numbered U.S. highway, in alternating years north-to-south or south-to-north.

This summer it will be northbound U.S. 75, from Conroe to Canada, through such wonderful places as Dallas, Tulsa, Omaha, and Luverne -- and within shouting distance of Fargo. Entering Manitoba, we'll meander up to Qausuittuq in the far frozen Nunavutian north.

Last summer it was southbound U.S. 51, from the Upper Peninsula of Michigan all the way down to southern Louisiana, through such magnificent places as Madison, Mt. Pleasant, Memphis, and Magnolia. Then Dominetta Vitali helped us find a way to reach the uplands of Honduras.

In 2014 it was northbound U.S. 85, from El Paso up to the Saskatchewan border, through such capital places as Santa Fe, Denver, Cheyenne, and Belle Fourche. From the U.S./Canada border we made our way up to Qausuittuq.

In 2013 it was southbound U.S. 41, from the shores of Lake Superior on the Upper Peninsula of Michigan all the way to Miami, through such fine places as Oshkosh, Terre Haute, Monteagle, and Macon. From Miami we drove to Key West, then flew to Mexico and made our way to the end in Honduras.

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Along the way, we'll ask you questions to see if you're on the correct course. Here are two instructions on last summer's event, somewhere in Illinois near the Spoon River, and the question between them.

11. Turn left onto state highway.

Question: Do you see Spoonerized towns [i.e., their names' leading consonants switched] Hood Gope and Cran Sweek?

12. Turn south onto U.S. 67, then go east on Illinois 9 in McDonough County.

[The answer depends on which state highway we use for Instruction 11 and where it meets U.S. 67 for Instruction 12. As it happens, we turned left onto Ill. 110 at Interstate 74's interchange 46, then south onto U.S. 67, then we saw the Spoonerized towns Swan Creek [Cran Sweek] and Good Hope [Hood Gope] before ending #12. ]

And here's a question on the 2016 event, and the two instructions it's between.

11. Go right after having gone through Jack County on page 100, then go east.

Question: How many of these do you see?

* Jolly
* Young
* Loving

12. Turn on Texas 59 toward its nearest symbol.

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You have until August 8 to send in your answers.

Following scoring, custom-designed awards go to the top competitors, and local champion certificates to the best of them from each state, province, and country.

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To sign up now for this summer's event, send a check (payable to 'Fireworks') for the entry fee to: Independence Day Fireworks, P.O. Box 53, La Cañada, Calif. 91012.

The entry fee is $48. If in Canadian dollars, it's $64. For the U.K.: £37. Other overseas: $58 U.S.

Independence Day Fireworks
P.O. Box 53
La Cañada, California 91012

- - and we'll be glad to enclose in the competition package
a gift announcement for you
if you'd like to give an entry as a gift