GUZZLES THE CLOWN knows what it means to party. It means drinking as much as possible and not taking shit from anyone. It means grabbing all the tits and ass in reach and fucking it all as hard as possible...maybe doing that while hitting off a beer bong. Now that's a party.

Grab me another beer motherfucker. Who taught your mother how to suck my dick anyways? ...Your girlfriend? Fuckin' A!

YOU CAN INVITE GUZZLES THE CLOWN TO YOUR PARTY! Make sure there's lots of booze and trim. 'Cuz Guzzles doesn't fuck around. If you're lame, he'll totally fuck your shit up. But, if you think you're cool enough to party with Guzzles. Then bring it on. Guzzles lives to party!

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