Assassin Wars: The Casting Menace
by K.Huntsman
released 23rd December 1999

 

Omi-Wan Kenobi, Jedi padawan
You were right about one thing, Youji-kun. The negotions were short.

You-Ji, Jedi master
Then I will take Schuldig as my padawan learner.

Queen Manx, aka her handmaiden Hanae
I will sign no treaty, Senator.

Schuldig Skywalker, pod-racer and slave
Are you an angel?

Birman Skywalker, his mother
There was no father.

Senator Crawford, aka Darth Brad
Destroy them all.

Darth Jei
Soon we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi.

Persia, Jedi Master
Much fear do I sense in you.

Reiji the Takatori, Tokyo gangster
*murble*

 

--aaand, flashing forward a generation--

 

Ran Skywalker, Tokyo farmboy
That's all right. I'm never coming back to this city again.

Princess Aya Fujimiya
You came in that? You're braver than I thought.

Ken Hidaka, spaceship captain
Whaddaya think... a princess and a guy like me...?

 

*****

After reading the script proposal....

Aya, sharpening katana: Ken, stay away from my sister.

 

Blame this all on my mother. She started it with "Omi-Wan Kenobi." Why can't she stick to her own obsessions and avoid mingling them with mine?! :)

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