Okay, Lianne-san likes this story... I don't have to add in my twin 
(Shi-chan,) 'coz I KNOW she likes getting stories, even mine... I don't 
think anyone else bothered to read it, though.  
'Course Rabi/Kujaku/Wynne/Wing-Yun isn't around right now....

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        Subaru stumbled through the trees, gasping for breath.  He finally 
stumbled over an exposed root and fell to the ground.  "HOKUTO-CHAN!!" he 
cried out.
        There was no answer save for the distant singing of birds from 
somewhere in the high tree-tops.


                           Subaru-kun in Wonderland


        Subaru slowly walked through the dense trees, studying the ground 
to see if he could follow his twin's footsteps.  So intent was he upon his 
task that he didn't notice the two figures moving from tree to tree, 
following him.
        <So cute,> thought one to the other.
        <Indeed, my darling,> the other thought back.  <Can we play with 
him?>
        <Yes.  He's so bishounen that it will be more than worth our while 
to stop him.>

        Subaru paused as something tugged at his senses.  Something wasn't 
quite right... but what?  Subaru frowned, then suddenly gasped and dropped 
to the ground.
        Somethings swooped down from overhead, moving past him at lightning 
speed.
        Subaru reached inside his left shirt arm as he looked up, feeling 
the stiff pieces of parchment with his fingertips.  He never went anywhere 
without them, not even school; it was part of his training.
        He saw two young men, probably of his own age, standing before 
him.  They faced each other, though they looked at him, their arms raised 
at the elbows, their hands held palms together.  The two of them seemed 
identical in face and body; black hair, violet eyes, and a beautiful 
slenderness.  But--and here Subaru swallowed--from the back of the one to 
his right sprung a pair of white downy wings.  His counterpart on Subaru's 
left had a pair of black sinewy bat wings.  Together, they smiled at Subaru.
        "I am White Kamui," said the one with the angel's wings.
        "And I am Black Kamui," said the one with bat's wings.
        "What is your name?" they asked together.
        "Su- Sumeragi Subaru," Subaru replied, getting to his knees.  He 
let his hand fall away from his cuff; they didn't seem like they were going 
to hurt him.  But he remained on his guard.
        "You're cute, Subaru," White Kamui replied, breaking away from his 
twin to walk towards Subaru.
        "Excuse me, but have you seen my sister?" Subaru asked as the boy 
with the angel's wings knelt before him.
        White Kamui tilted his head to the side for a second, appearing to 
both think and examine Subaru at the same time.  "No," he replied.
        Subaru sighed in resignation.  Was he _ever_ going to catch up to 
Hokuto?
        Subaru started as White Kamui's hand gently caressed his face.  
"You're so cute," White Kamui breathed into his ear.
        "So very cute," Black Kamui agreed, kneeling behind Subaru.  His 
hands lightly began to run up and down Subaru's body.
        "Wh- what are you doing?!" Subaru demanded.
        "Oh, nothing..." Black Kamui whispered into Subaru's left ear as 
White Kamui began to kiss Subaru's neck.  His arms moved around Subaru from 
behind and he began to run light, sensitive fingertips up and down Subaru's 
chest.  "Just enjoy it," he breathed.
        "Let me go!!" Subaru demanded, struggling to get away from the two 
Kamuis.
        White Kamui broke his kiss to Subaru's neck.  "He likes it 
rough..." he said to his double.  "Shall we oblige him?"
        "Whatever you like, my darling," replied Black Kamui softly.  
Suddenly they vanished.
        Subaru looked around warily.  He knew the two hadn't gone, and 
didn't trust what their final words had been.  'Likes it rough'?!  As 
Subaru tried to calm his breathing, his rattling brains, and his wild 
heartbeat, the meaning of that started to soak through him, and he turned 
bright red.
        The earth around him began to rumble, them burst apart, large 
chunks of dirt and rock flying upwards.  Subaru yelped in surprise, dodging 
out of the way.  White bolts of lightning lashed after him as the twin 
Kamuis hovered in the air above him, expressions of ecstatic glee crossing 
their faces as the trees around Subaru exploded and the air set itself on 
fire.  "Stop it!" he cried, pulling the slips of paper out of his sleeve 
and sending them flying towards the two with a practiced motion.  A simple 
three-word command activated the spells scribed on the paper, and they 
changed into attacking white birds.
        White Kamui smiled and moved his hand in a simple sweeping motion 
before him.
        The birds exploded into a burst of white feathers that drifted for 
an instant, then were caught up in the explosion of fire that came after 
Subaru, burning into crisps.  Subaru yelped and held up his hands before 
him, in an instinctive defense of himself.
        As the flames crashed down around him, the first things to get 
burned away were his gloves.
        The flames paused and were flung back tenfold at their casters from 
the pure wave of force that emanated from the twin stars on the backs of 
Subaru's hands.
        The two Kamuis dodged nimbly out of the way and stared at the 
glowing stars of blood and fire.
        "Sakurazukamori..." said Black Kamui, his eyes wide.
        "We can't play with him, then," White Kamui replied, sounding 
disappointed.  "Damn!  It was just starting to get interesting!"
        "Agreed," said Black Kamui, with a sigh.  "I suppose we'll just 
have to find someone else if Sakurazukamori has prior claims to this 
bishounen."

        Subaru looked up warily as he realized that the twins had departed, 
and he was alone once more.  He breathed a sigh of relief as he looked at 
the smoking earth around him.  That had been close.
        "My gloves..." Subaru said softly as he held his bare hands up 
before him.  He never went without gloves.  He even slept in them.  He felt 
too... vulnerable without them.  But in this strange place, where was he 
going to find another pair?  Subaru sighed and stood up, walking hesitantly 
forward.
        "Hokuto-chan!" he suddenly remembered and ran forward, pursuing a 
direction that seemed as likely as any other to lead him to his twin.

(Never) End Part 2

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Okay, a scene between two (or three ^^ !) bishounen.  Even though the 
Kamuis were VERY un-Kamui-ish, this is Miyuki-chan parody, remember.  It 
wouldn't be as much FUN if they behaved like the real Kamui!  Now, on to do 
the dishes!  And then - more fanfix!

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   + "I stand in good relationship to the Earth                           +
   +  I stand in good relationship to the Gods                            +
   +  I stand in good relationship to all that is beautiful               +
   +  I stand in good relationship to you                                 +
   +  And I am alive today                                                +
   +  And if I live until tomorrow, I promise I will learn one new thing" +
   +                                 -- A Native American Prayer          +
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   +                "Think"***"Learn"***"Imagine"***"Do"                  +
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