var quotes = new Array;
quotes.push("It's all about behavior - Mark Horstman");
quotes.push("What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? - A stick");
quotes.push("...done is better than perfect - Unknown");
quotes.push("To make war upon rebellion is messy and slow, like eating soup with a knife. - T.E. Lawrence, Lawrence of Arabia ");
quotes.push("Shipping is a feature. - Robert Scoble");
quotes.push("The problem is rarely the problem. The response to the problem invariably ends up being the real problem. (Watergate, Martha Stewart, etc.) - Tom Peters");
quotes.push("We have a strategic plan, it’s called doing things. - Herb Kelleher, Southwest Airlines");
quotes.push("Efficiency is intelligent laziness. - Arnold Glasgow");
quotes.push("People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world. - Calvin, from Calvin and Hobbes");
quotes.push("99% of the time, in my experience, the hard part about creativity isn't coming up with something no one has ever thought of before. The hard part is actually executing the thing you've thought of. - Seth Godin");
quotes.push("We've tried everything, by which we mean we've tried a few things that everybody else has done as long as they didn't involve doing anything differently from what we normally do. - Scott via Seth Godin");
quotes.push("I was a self made man until I lost the instructions! - Mark Anderson of Andertoons");
quotes.push("This role is a bit like having one’s dressing room walled in glass. The light is lovely, but the view is often ungainly, and stones seem to abound in one’s yard. (Discussing hosting Manager-Tools) - Mark Horstman");
quotes.push("When the world is focused on your actions, magnifying your response is almost always a good idea. - Seth Godin");
quotes.push("Sharing has no value by itself, but is a multiplier of existing value. - BusinessPundit");
quotes.push("The five most dangerous words in business may be Everybody else is doing it. So, at Berkshire, let’s start with what is legal, but always go on to what we would feel comfortable about being printed on the front page of our local paper, and never proceed forward simply on the basis of the fact that other people are doing it. - Warren Buffet");
quotes.push("Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it. - Ronald Reagan");
quotes.push("I have wondered at times about what the Ten Commandment's would have looked like if Moses had run them through the U.S. Congress. - Ronald Reagan");
quotes.push("If you haven't made a commitment to technology, by default you have made a commitment to retire. The future of your business lies in the ability to use modern technology to connect with customers. - Scott Freidman");
quotes.push("If you want to make God laugh, tell him your plans - Ancient Yiddish Saying");
quotes.push("In essentials, unity. In non-essentials, liberty. In all things, love. - St. Augustine");
quotes.push("Sir, my concern is not whether God is on our side, my greatest concern is to be on God's side, for God is always right. - Abraham Lincoln");
quotes.push("The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant: It's just that they know so much that isn't so. - Ronald Reagan");
quotes.push("Vegetarian - An ancient native term meaning Bad Fisherman. - Alaskan T-Shirt");
quotes.push("What we think, or what we know, or what we believe is, in the end, of little consequence. The only consequence is what we do. - John Ruskin");
quotes.push("What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? - Anyone can roast beef.");
quotes.push("Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs? - Right where you left him.");
quotes.push("Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive? - Because it scares the dog.");
quotes.push("Power corrupts. PowerPoint corrupts absolutely. - Edward Tufte");
quotes.push("I love enligtenment, it just doesn't cleanup my email. - David Allen");
quotes.push("Until your system is better than your mind, your mind can't let go. - David Allen");
quotes.push("God speaks in the margins of life. - Jim Keller");
quotes.push("Building systems to reduce the risk created by the least common denominator also decreases the opportunity for greatness for the best and brightest. - Mark Horstman");
quotes.push("The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help. - Ronald Reagan");
quotes.push("...never doubt in the darkness that which you believed in the light. - Father Ruad in Byzantium by Stephen Lawhead");
quotes.push("Discontent is the first necessity of progress. - Thomas Edison");
quotes.push("If you can't be a good example, you'll just have to be a horrible warning. - Unknown");
quotes.push("Life is a zoo in a jungle. - Peter de Vries");
quotes.push("Nothing is easy to the unwilling. - Thomas Fuller");
quotes.push("If you can't say something nice about somebody, you must be talking about Hillary Clinton. - Jeff Foxworthy");
quotes.push("Rank does not confer priviledge or give power. It imposes responsibility. - Peter Drucker");
quotes.push("We discriminate solely on the basis of merit. - via Execupundit");
quotes.push("Power always thinks it has a great soul and vast views beyond the comprehension of the weak, and that it is doing God's service when it is violating all His laws. - John Adams");
quotes.push("There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots. - DespairWear T-Shirt");
quotes.push("The complexity of some systems is not revealed until the responsibilities are assumed by a less competent individual. - Execupundit");
quotes.push("An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field. - Niels Bohr, Nobel Prize Winning Physicist");
quotes.push("Ordinarily he was insane, but he had lucid moments when he was merely stupid. - Heinreich Heine");
quotes.push("America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy. - John Updike");
quotes.push("Pain is Temporary, Glory is Forever - Martial Arts Saying");
quotes.push("Abraham Lincoln may have freed all men, but Sam Colt made them equal.- American Civil War saying");
quotes.push("You will find your PURPOSE in your PAIN… Pain is converted into your passion… and your passion takes you to your purpose in life - Pastor David Loveless");
quotes.push("I’m a much better repenter than I am a Christian - Pastor David Loveless");
quotes.push("The trouble with Socialism is, sooner or later you run out of other people's money. - Margaret Thatcher");
quotes.push("You never ask a lawyer for permission to do something. We are going to do the needful and the lawyers are going to tell us why it's legal - General Phillip Russell, MD, US Army, USAMRIID");
quotes.push("Don't design a backup strategy. Design a restore strategy and work backwards - Paul Randall, SQL Server MVP");
quotes.push("A Committee is a cul de sac down which ideas are lured and then quietly strangled - Sir Barnett Cocks");
quotes.push("Generosity is luck going in the other direction. - Twyla Tharp");
quotes.push("In order to be creative you have to know how to prepare to be creative. - Twyla Tharp");
quotes.push("Before you can think out the box, you have to start with a box. - Twyla Tharp");
quotes.push("The most productive artists I know have a plan in mind when get down to work. They know what they want to accomplish, how to do it and what to do if the process falls off track. But there is a thin line between good planning and over planning. You never want the planning to inhibit the natural evolution of your work. - Twyla Tharp");
quotes.push("You only need one good reason to commit to an idea, not four hundred. But if you have four hundred reasons to say yes and one reason to say no, the answer is probably no. - Twyla Tharp");
quotes.push("Now if you are going to have to do one thing. You have make the mind run the body. Never let the body tell the mind what to do. The body will always give up. It is always tired ofin the morning, noon and...night. But the body is never tired if the mind is not tired. - General George S. Patton");
quotes.push("It is vain to do with more what can be done with less. - William of Occam, Originator of Occam's Razor");
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