If you want to get surf conditions, we could check out the Surf Cams at Surflink. Or we could get an L.A. Traffic Report if you'd rather hit the freeways. For long haul trips, when I need to know How Far Is It, I check my map.

Sometimes I sneak off in my spaceship and go to the movies. Other times I check out fake movies at the MicroMovie MiniMultiplex, too.

You know what else is cool? Football. It's cool when someone gets tackled. And when they score a touchdown, I put my hands way up in the air and yell, "TOUCHDOWN!" My mom gets mad at my dad and says not to teach me about football 'cause she'll lose us on the weekends and Monday nights. But I think Sports are fun.

It's a pretty clear day up here flying over Los Angeles. Sometimes if the tower at LAX is busy I have to call somewhere else to get a Weather report.

And while I'm there I check the News to see how things are going in the latest O.J. Simpson civil suit.

Wanna hear some music? I've got a car stereo in my spaceship. I like the drums. I have a real rainstick from South America. And a drum from there too. I like sounds from the Rainforest. Jerry Garcia made an album of sounds from the Rainforest. You can get information about Jerry and the rest of the Grateful Dead here. If you like that kind of music you might want to go see Phish in concert.

Did you know my spaceship has navigational finders? Alta Vista is probably the best, but sometimes I use Hot Bot because it looks cool and finds lot's of good stuff. Put quotes around your search to be effective. Sometimes if you're flying near Egypt, the pyramids emit a force field that throw you off track. If that happens, visit Ramy. He'll show you around.

Uh-oh...We've got company! We've got a bogie on our tail. Let's become invisible by running through the Anonimizer. I wonder who that guy was anyway. Let's run a trace on him. Here we go....punch his vitals into the database and see where he's from.