(You are guaranteed to laugh so hard that you lose your shit.)
And now, without further ado, I am proud to present...
THUNDERCATS SWEARING LIKE SAILORS
ALERT! ALERT!
These sounds are no longer online due to the fact that earthlink sucks more unwashed dick than you can possibly imagine. Much, much dick. Its a long story, but trust me on this one; earthlink sucks off goats. Don't join earthlink. Etc. I'm working on getting a mirror of the sounds up, so don't you fret. Come back in a few days and see if they're back, ok? If you have any questions, feel free to e-mail me. And remember: Dicklicking + Goats = Earthlink.net.
Dig this: In the 1980s there were a ton of cheezy cartoons. Now, as we all know, cartoons use real human voices to give life to their characters (except Gargamel's cat, Asreal, who just made fucked-up noises). Human voices have a nasty tendancy to be attached to humans, and humans have a tendancy to be just plain nasty. Here is some proof of that nastiness.
Also: I've been informed by a wonderful guest of this page that there is another
place on the net you can find the sounds (and more)! Its at:
http://soundamerica.com/sounds/Cartoons/Thundercats-Silverhawks/
Let the leeching begin.
Love,
"..Dropping their pens on the thing?!"
"..Right between her pretty little..."
"..What the fuck is a samoflange?!
Constant and extended cursing for no apparent reason
Note: The only reason the sounds are in .WAV format is the fact that nearly all browsers support it. I totally despise the pitiful excuse for an operating system (Windows '95, 3.1, DOS, and NT included in this description.) that some people are forced to put up with. Mac users can use this application (drop box) to convert the .WAV to System 7 sound files and vice-versa. Windows users can simply sit there and wallow in the cesspool of their computer's mediocrity, the soulless bastards.