Disclaimer:

As a veteran internet user, I pledge to you, my guests, the following:

NO animated GIFs

NO banner ads

NO spam

NO worthless links page

NO stupid personal information

Because..

All the world needs is another page about some poor AOLer's pet dog, or girlfriend, or favorite character on Dawson's bloody Creek, you know? Or another of those equally worthless animated 'Letter flying into a mailbox' 'for the love of God, send me e-mail its all I've got in the world!!!' GIFs. The internet is a miracle that is taken for granted and I, for one, will not contribute to the collective waste of bandwith that are the above items. So, enjoy the site, my brief and lovely visitor.

Whine...

Oh, and while I'm throwing stones, I'll denounce the following as evil:

Multi-Level Marketing

OfficeMax

Middle Managers

Ford Tempos