The Daleks exterminated my balls!! I was strolling through my neighborhood one day... When some sort of elliptical shaped metal contraption soared over my head! I followed it as best as I could do a small corn field where it landed. Slowly a hatch opened and one by one, four giant moving trash cans with probes sticking out where their arms should be, and something that resembled a mega-phone sticking out of the area where a mouth should be placed. At first site of me, they panicked and raced over to me... And then my balls were disintegrated before my very eyes!!

They started going off on some nonsense about balls being the root of all evil. I didn't believe so I started spreading the word. They call them selves daleks and they hate balls! If you do not give them your balls you will be exterminated. Their only cause seems to be for succulent testicles. The best way to get around them is to hide all your balls. If you don't have any, they will not bother you. If you can't hide them, eat those delicious gonads! No one's looking, you know you want to!



Several celebrities are going into withdrawl. Mr. T. spends his nights crying into his pillow over his lost balls and repeats the phrase, "I pity da balls!". Yoda gave up his ball eating and is now watching the 24 hour Oprah channel. Oprah hasn't been the same ever since she couldn't bite down on those tasty testie treats. The super advanced daleks have started bargaining with Bill Gates. Since he HAS no balls they think he is our leader. The daleks are now known as MS daleks and go around selling copies of Windows 95 in exchange for all the balls that Bill Gates has purchased!