Activites:

Playstation- Approx 7.5 hours

Shower- Approx 28 minutes

Cigarette and food shopping- Approx 37 minutes

Phone time: Approx 9 minutes

Summary: Another Thursday night at Mitchell's Andy's house. Subject arrived home tired and filthy and, understandably, wanted to kick back and relax. Its a tough 8 hours at the metal shop you know. As you can see from the subject's posture, he has been playing his little game (Saga Frontier; rent it before you buy it- ed.) for quite a while and has assumed a position of maximum leisure. His old friend Ryan (Me.) visited him today and was not dissapointed with the events of the evening.

On a personal note: I am sick and motherfucking tired of Saga Frontier!! A horrible game with an even worse soundtrack, listening to it is akin to listening to a three-part-harmony version of a hyperactive four year old trying to play 'Stariway to Heaven' on an electronic keyboard (And, to simulate Andy's reaction to the atrocious gameplay, throw in a fourteen year old with tourette's syndrome.)

Quotes of the day:

"I come from the land where the topless roam, so fuck you bitch with the coppertone"

"Bend over and spell 'Run'"

"Nobody can hire my FEELINGS!"

Activites:

Playstation- Approx 3.7 hours

Shower- Approx 22 minutes, 8 of which were spent masturbating

Cigarette and food shopping- Approx 68 minutes, including a Topper's Pizza (Medium with pepperoni and garlic bread -ed.)

Phone time: Approx 14 minutes

Summary: Lets let Andy himself cover this one... Hello there! This is the man himself. Today was pretty much a standard day, I worked all day, (high point was I got off early!) and then got home and booted up Saga Frontier. I beat T-260G's quest, (I renamed him Tastee-G after Tasty-Taste from "Fear of a Black Hat.)

On a personal note: Still sick and tired of Saga Frontier. Twisted metal 2 still rox.

Quotes of the day:

"...Because when she's is rolling the condom down the gentleman, she's _also_ rolling it down [dramatic pause] America (?!)"

"You want to go catch some turbo waves?"

"Kick, punch, it's all in the mind!"

"Who in the hell is that?"

"COOL!"

(The final journal journal entry for the forseeable future)

Activites:

Playstation- Approx 4.8 hours, with ABSOLUTELY NO SAGA FRONTIER!! JOY!!!

Shower- Approx 30 minutes, 0 of which were spent masturbating (First time for everything! -ed.)

Cigarette and food shopping- 18 minutes, including yet another Jack in the Box drive through run (#4 meal with no tomatoes and no ice in the iced tea)

Phone time: Approx 26 minutes

Summary: Andy and I spent the first part of the day cleaning our respective living areas, followed by a rousing afternoon of the old Twisted metal 2 (among other games; emulated ROMS and SNES). The eveing was spent, for the most part, at Golf n Stuff doing stuff and very very little golf (Thanks to a couple of the lovebird's friends who were in a somewhat altered conciousness). *I* had a nice time, and I hope they did as well.

On a personal note: I finally met Kaylene today and was pleasantly suprised by both her manner and her appearance. Very nice laugh, almost ethereal in it's lightness. Again, pleasantly suprised.

Quotes of the day:

"Zees is a one-in-a-million palm!"

"Ba-KOK!"

"Ryan, I'm tapped."

"This level rules!"

"Does this TV work?"

"Let's make NApalm the next time we're bored!"

"Ryan, tired!"

"I was confused."