You people actually read this shit?

Hungry for more?!

Perhaps one of my many other AMB pages?

 

(Tim Curry ate my balls!)

Master! Dinner is prepared!

 

(Doom blew my balls off!)

Violence in games is only the beginning.

 

(Diablo ate my balls!)

Its really kinda lame, to tell you the truth.

 

(Apple discontinued my balls!)

Its all good.

 

(Big Brother ate my balls!)

Big brother is munching.

 

(Windows 95 deleted my balls!)

c:> del *.ball

 

(A young couple and their child ate my balls!)

Family values at their best.

 

(Nike ate my balls)

Just eat nutz.

 

(Olaf ate my balls)

Ballzerker!

 

(Kenny Kingston and his psychics ate my balls!)

I predict NO children in your future. Bahaha!

 

(Daleks exterminatedmy balls!)

Yeah, fuck you too.