Men and women are not created equal. Duh!
But we have no idea whether most of our differences are due to nature
or socialization, do we?
If man were meant to be nude, he would have been born that way. -Oscar Wilde.
|Sex and Dating
(not necessarily in that order)
|If you love something, forget it, because it's not even gonna like you. -Tom Minkler
Love is blinder than a deaf bat. -Tom Minkler
Women: you can't live with 'em; they can't live without you. -Jeff Wright
Love makes the world go down. -Tom Minkler
Love is a piano dropped from a four story window (and you were in the
wrong place at the wrong time).
People say that women look at men's bodies just as much as men look
at women's. But that's not true. The difference between the way men look
at women and the way women look at men is the same as the difference between
shooting a bullet and throwing one.
A guy who sees a woman only for her breasts is really the biggest boob of all. -Jerry Springer
Nice guys are on the grocery list going in but not in the shopping cart coming out. -F.J. Shark
She: They say men and women have absolutely nothing in common.
I finally figured out the difference between being single and married.
When you're single, you're exactly as happy as you are. When you're married,
you can only be as happy as the least happy person in the apartment.
Diane: I'd respect your privacy if you weren't so secretive.
The "horizontal hokie pokey." -Cheers
Do you think it's possible there's a third sex out there that's really good at relationships? -Love Life
Don't you draw the Queen of Diamonds, boy, she'll beat you if she's
able. You know the Queen of Hearts is always your best bet.
- The Eagles
Love conquers sanity. -Tom Minkler
|A same-sex marriage is better than a no-sex marriage.
Women look for the one man who can satisfy their every need. Men look for every woman who can satisfy their one need. -Jeff Stilson
They say men have their sexual peak at 18 years old. I don't remember having a sexual peak at 18.....I remember apologizing a lot though. -Jeff Stilson
Men aren't capable of being as emotionally sensitive as women, only
of pretending. Women have a satellite dish; men have a coat hanger with
tin foil wrapped around it.
They did a survey to determine who initiates sex in a relationship.
They found out that 70% of the time, men initiate sex. The other 30% of
the time men beg for it.
Fools aren't born, Pongo; beautiful girls just make them in their spare time. -Disney's 101 Dalmations
What if men bled (had monthly cycles like women)?
Sign on Whorehouse: First served, First come.
Pluto's a dying planet; all the relationships there are platonic.
Banking is like sex. You put it in; when you take it out it loses interest.
It seems to me, sorry seems to be the hardest word.
Some girl called me a misogynist. Fuck that bitch! :)
That last one was just a joke, OK?
Anything drugs can do for you, I can do with my tongue.
Before you get married, you have to make sure at least one of you kills bugs. -Rita Rudner
Virginity is the ideal of those who want to deflower.
Man does not live by head alone. -Tom Minkler
Nature and Nurture
But nature also provided women with their emotional prowess to enable them to recognize the needs and take care of the children they are blessed to bear. Differences between men and women were all created by God and/or nature, through us, specifically for our need to survive, beginning when we were hunters and gatherers. The book The Clan of The Cave Bear by Jean Auel is incredibly insightful in it's depiction of the origins of our natures. Including that (some) men are strong and logical for protection and hunting, and (some) women are emotionally aware, to understand the children and keep the tribe or group together. You could ask, why weren't we all created with all of those characteristics? But it is the struggle between the two differing natures which strengthens us. That is, through struggle there is strength; if it was too easy, we would be weak. It also keeps the interest level high. Of course these are all generalizations. There are large overlaps, in that you can't really point to any characteristic which is "always" or "only" male or female. So any attempt to explain it is all bullshit and nothing really matters anyway. :)
Men are designed with a "sharp" sexual desire to ensure the procreation of the species at all costs, even if it's ugly. Women may be designed with a deeper, more "throbbing," longing that is more concerned with the surival of the whole. Even such things as emotional uncertainty during pregnancy might be designed to keep the male more on his toes, more attentive, and so more protective, during that vulnerable time. And sadly, rape during wartime is probably an outgrowth of nature's need to dissipate the genes of weaker groups that end up getting conquered. But as thinking beings we can try to reach beyond our evolutionary restrictions. However, we will probably never be able to entirely shed our aggressive, competitive nature because someday we may need it to protect ourselves against some type of higher life form, like aliens. At least that is what nature has in mind.
Has anyone ever seen the Saturday Night Live skit called "Stalk Talk" that Christopher Walken was in? Totally hilarious. Don't know if they have SNL scripts online but I'll try to find out. If you know where to get a recording of the skit, please let me know!
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