Lance Ito's Sidebar & Grille

Lance Ito’s Sidebar & Grill
Post Verdict Meal

APPETIZERS		SANDWICHES
Rosa’s Cheese Nachos	$5.99	Simpson Alibi Sandwich	$6.95
Spicy, with a thick Mexican accent. Nachos haven’t been this good since....well, we can’t remember.		Full of baloney and hard to swallow. But lots of stupid people are buying it.
SOUP & SALAD		FROM THE GRILL
Soup Du Jury	$2.95	Mark Fuhrman Chicken Platter	$15.95
Aged for one year. May be bitter.		Absolutely no dark meat
Kato Salad	$3.95	Veal A’La Nicole	$22.95
An empty head of lettuce with very little dressing.		Well battered and sliced. Served without the head.
FROM THE BAR		Dennis Fung Plate Grilled detective, served open faced.	$22.95
Ron Goldman Wine	$15.95	May be contaminated.
Young vintage, good body. But you have to bring your own glasses.
Paula Barbieri Cocktail	$4.95	DESSERT
O.J. with a little honey on the side. Goes down real easy.		Sorry, our bakery is temporarily closed. The lawyers have taken all the dough.
Marcia Clark Beer	$1.95
We thought we had a case but now we’re not sure.