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By Tom and Diane


Booker T. Cat Jesus Tasmo (Tasmanian Devil)
Cyrano Jeans Skeedaddle Al Bundy
Spike Lasher Puber Bud
Thør Swamp Thing oops Gism
Dave Freddy Benzadrine Green Eggs & Ham
Louis Jason Crystal Meth Dr. Doom
Spock Parasite Scanner Marshall
Speck Worm Desdemono Fender
Floyd Speedy Capulet Scratch Pad
Art Freud Tipitino Pants
Spaz Zimbardo Black Fang Shell Shock
Alfie Einstein Hellbound Curiosity
Shiatsu Fungus Hellraiser Scruffy
Archie Brainless Wonder McCracken Cool
Thorazine Cretin Mincemeat Eunuch
Lithium Creepy Holmes Dickless Wonder
Prozac Stir-fry Frapp Squawk
Conan Sherlock Socket Dude
Dilbert Voodoo Fee Fie Fo Fum Castro
Vlad Queenie Marseau Kimba
Dieter Sofie Clip Knapsack
Razor Marcel Flip Zeegle
Blade Roach Mongo Weeble
Felix Bug Bongo Crawly
Spot Zero Gordo Dim Sum
Doofus Hairball Grasshopper Gonk
Horatio Helmut Greaseball The Butcher (Butch)
Hamlet Lizard Brainiac Dry Heave
Desdemona Monitor Kryptonite (Krypto) Elton
Romeo Komodo Smoke Smegma
Montague Dragon Smokin' Sharny
Edgar Cricket The Cat With the Hungry Eyes
King Shmoe (i.e. Joe Shmoe) Hung Sidney
Earnest Hugo Panda(monium) Cordon Bleu
Oscar Hermann Sugar Daddy Clowny Clown Clown
Cujo Spore Spurt Knockwurst
Antoine Jake Abyss Frat Boy
Tipitina Spider Doberman Scat
Remy Wolfgang Dobro Scamper
Lucas Shrimp Slide Morass
White Fang Hormone Sly Dork
Dentures Testosterone Gigantor St. Ignatius
Efferdent Amp 8-man Brass Monkey
Churchill Quasimodo Marine Boy Damian
Winston Ribeye Ultracat Stomper
Jimmy Carter Flanksteak Meander Viper
Catstrated Cat R. Wall Curtains D. Claude

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