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POLITICAL CORRECTNESS

If there's one concept that has come to burn my butt over
the past decade, it is "political correctness" or "PC". Those who support it
claim that it promotes sensitivity for whatever issue they are pushing. Those
of us with functioning minds understand that PC is nothing more than altering,
manipulating, and mangling language to avoid simple and truthful descriptions of
those same issues.
The silliness of PC
comes from the fact that the issue itself doesn't change no matter what sort of
language you use to describe it. For example, a person still can't see whether
one calls him "blind" or "visually challenged". He can't hear any better if he
is sensitively referred to as "hearing impaired" than he can if he is simply
"deaf". And, "little people" are no taller than "dwarfs" or "midgets".
The nonsense
continues with the terminology used to describe the racial and/or ethnic
classifications of people. Now, we must call one group "Native Americans"
instead of "Indians" (actually, we really should refer to them by their proper
tribal ancestries). PC declares that we lump all non-White Americans into the
abomination "People of Color" (as if "white" is not a color). Then, of course,
there's the continually changing way that Black Americans are supposed to be
collectively referred to. This has culminated in the logically (and, perhaps,
linguistically) ridiculous "African-Americans". Consider, my ancestry in
Norwegian and I am the third-generation of my family to have been in the United
States. I am not referred to as a "Norwegian-American". Most American Blacks
are five or more generations removed from their African ancestries, yet PC
requires us to call them "African-Americans". Also, this doesn't refer to the
whole of Africa. After all, Americans who descend from white or Arab ancestors
in South Africa or Egypt are not "African-Americans".
One terrific example
of what PC can do to language was presented by George Carlin in his hilarious
book, "Brain Droppings". He says,
"Seems to me it wasn't long ago that when an OLD PERSON DIED the UNDERTAKER put
him in a COFFIN, and you sent FLOWERS to the FUNERAL HOME where the MORTICIAN
held the WAKE. Then, after the FUNERAL, the put him in a HEARSE and DROVE him
to the CEMETERY, where the BURIED his BODY in a GRAVE.
"Now when a SENIOR CITIZEN PASSES AWAY, he is placed in a BURIAL CONTAINER, and
you send FLORAL TRIBUTES to the SLUMBER ROOM where the GRIEF THERAPIST
supervises the VIEWING. After the MEMORIAL SERVICE, the FUNERAL COACH TRANSPORTS
THE DEPARTED to the GARDEN OF REMEMBRANCE, where his EARTHLY REMAINS are
INTERRED in the FINAL RESTING PLACE."
Now, are the two
situations any different in reality? The guy is just as dead. The survivors
are just as sad. The only difference is that the process costs a whole lot more
now.
We've gone from
"shell shock" to "battle fatigue" to "post-traumatic stress disorder". Instead
of "toilet paper", we now use "bathroom tissue". People no longer have "mental
problems", they have "psychological disorders". Today's workers don't get
"fired", they get "laid off" or "downsized". Kids aren't "stupid" or "dull" or
lazy" these days, they now have "learning disabilities" or "Attention Deficit
Disorder". The "garbage man" is now a "Sanitation Engineer". People are no
longer incapable of "taking it", they suffer from "stress-induced emotional
trauma". You used to work out at the gym with a coach. No more! Now, you
"train at the health and fitness center under the supervision of a personal
trainer". And on and on and on...it's almost enough to make you puke. Or,
would that be "to engage in an involuntary oral ejection of stomach
contents"?
But, this isn't the
end of it. In addition to the bastardization of our perfectly serviceable
language, the PC Police have introduced a new concept -- "being offended". How
many times have you heard some mental midget (excuse me, some
intellectually-challenged individual) claim to be "offended" simply because
somebody didn't use PC language to refer to something? It seems as though you
can barely open your mouth these days without "offending" somebody for some
reason. I look at it this way -- if I'm going to be offending somebody anyway,
I might just as well speak precisely. At least there won't be any question
about what is making that person mad. Some people spend so much time and energy
complaining about being offended that they never get around to solving whatever
the original problem might have been. As far as I'm concerned, if they're not a
part of the solution, they're a part of the problem -- and Political Correctness
is definitely no solution.

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