My friends were kind enough to contribute some names for would-be bands. Here are their ideas.
Chris
Aberzombie (albums)
American Heathcliff (album)
Annahall3
Awesome Sauce
The Becca Supremacy
Blisterpack
Collateral Damage
Catmeat
Dangermouth
Dead Inside (album)
Death Crueller
Donut Lust
Dung Beetle Larvae
The Early Adopters (album)
Eric's Broken Junk
Foxy Carmichael (album)
Friends of the Afterlife (albums)
God's Placenta
Great Misuse of Van
Guitar, Lead Vocals, Drummer and Bass
Hallucid Dream
I Took The Green Pill (album)
Iconoclastic Media Darlings
Inscrutable Useless
Lifeblood
Little Miss Muppet
Men of Ways (album)
Monkeychuckle
Opening Salvo
The Policy Wonks
Polyamory Jane
Pootie Pie and Her Flubtacular Bazoombas
Positive Hands
Potential Band Name
Rhino in Khakis
Rusty Wingnut
The Spungling Chumbos
Tepid Potato
Thelonius Assault
This Trashy Life
Unstoppable Monkey Force
Warren of Lies (albums)
Wonkaphonic Funk
Angie
Armed and Dangerous
Beatnik Pollywogs
Blue Sunday
The Bradburys
Cast of Thousands
Cologne
The Freemasons
Funkedelic Butterflies
Glass Carpet
Goober Smack
Hildegarde Meteorite
Jagged Underwear
Less than Zero
Light Bulb
Lucy Pi
Mindless Babble
Perpetual Motion
Pinwheel
Presley Toasters
Raving Mad
Saved by Zero
Seattle Prophets
Spontaneous Combustion
Theodora Curtains
Tourmaline
Mindy
Animated Corpses
Drunks With Guns
Haked Narry
Kamikaze Squirrel
Kitty Fu
The Hairy You's
The Lone Ember
Luscious Leeches
Magnetic Blueberries
Magnetic Butter
Maniacal Menacing Mallards
Naked Urine
Nuclear Cheese
Preview Fudge
Q-Bert's Revenge
Soul Crackers
The Spoon Clankers
The Squirrel Clan
Stylish Insect
Third Shift Rangers
Toasted Toads
Unmanned and Declawed
Billie
Advertising Monkey
Beer Bottle Xylophone
Buddhist Personality
Captain Single
Catnip for the Soul
Coniferous Tweed
Eating Creatures
Eve's Adam's Apple
Fancy Men
Kevin Bacon Monolith
Little Golden Pegs
Monkey Pro Bono
Penguin of Nazareth
Runaway Taco
Stabbing Things
Zombie Fruit
ChrisZ
Accidental Chili
Cotton Candy Cowboy
Ausverkaufende
Double Donkeys
Here's a Ball
Holographic Muffins (album)
Homemade Pepsi
Hungry and Paranoid
Hypoxic Windbag
Irrigating Gopher
Lobbing Bombs
Pair of Monkeys
Random Bacon
Shiny Metal Daffodil
Missy
Emo Cowboy
Fighting Artists
Generecide
Glaringly Carlson
Guller Boys
Jimmy Doorlocks
Lu Tattoo
Part Time Titan
Plucking Salma
Sponge Fog
Stewie and the Scissors
Vested Idiots
Naomi
Active Yogurt Culture
Car Full of Oncelers
Closet Full of Towels
Devil's Scantron
Doubtful Salmon
Ferrous Beuller
Finicky Mouser
Fulcrum Acrobat (albums)
Mighty Ring Tone
Shades of Pigmentation
Surprisingly Nothing
Erik
Carla and the Penguin
Coed-naked Suicide
Eclectic Pretense
English Calzone
Feral Children
Poundcake Smoothie
Prospect Park
Manager Damager
Various Artists
Heather
Agnostic Katie
Buddha Kitty
Bumber Chute (album)
Cinnamo and the Boise Thugs
Frozen Kitty
Hop 'N' Quack
Lusty Lime
Wrong John
Jill
Ed Knows Everything
Goths At a Water Park
Hemophiliac Vampires
Hobbit Bowling Shoes
I Broke Andrew
I'm Not Limp Wristed
Punch Free Punch
Resuscitate the Cat
Ruth
Amanderthal
Babies Eating China
Bobblehead Jesus (album)
Demonic Frosty
Burger Demon
Janitorial Minions
Peep Evil
Stoned Armadillo
Matt
Alligator on a Stick
Curly Mullet (album)
Passable Pie
Spicy Asian Pork Burger
Teresa
Honor the Umlauds
Mike and the Tape
Pate Pants
Scott
Flaming Monkey Sticks
She Might Be DeadCaty
Hottentot
Brian
The White Haired GranniesLeonard
A Popsicle and a Cup
*I wouldn't look for a potential name for your band in this list. Unless they tell me otherwise, these names are property of those who created them.