I had to give Andrew his own section for band names, because he's made so many contributions!
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3-Ton Tapeworm
6-Wheeled Command Car with Radio
Abcess Of Malice
Accident Magnet
The Accordian Loves All
Accusing Norway
Additional Cheese
Adolf in Lederhosen
Aggressive Melons
Aggressive Rabbits
The Aging Octopi
Alfredo Issues
All About Primates
All A-Tanto
Allah's Divine Spiders
Ambivalent Plaid
Angels of Panzer Doom
The Angry Hobbits
Anthropomorphic Ironclads
The Anti-Beer
Anti-Coffee
The Anti-Lucas
Apes Behaving Badly
Aphrodisiac Pizza
Aquatic Aerial Apes
Armadillo Sandwich
Armpit Fart
Atomic Sneeze
Atomic Urban Renewal
Attainable Cute
Axe of Parliament
Backwards Underpants
Bacon's Bits
Bacterial Heartthrobs
Bags Of Fluid
Ballistically Shaped Elkhounds
The Bandito Lobsters
BatSPAM
Beef Herky-Jerky
The Beefseekers
Best Gotterdamerung Ever!
Bears Gone Bald
The Begging Elmos
Big Red Mutton
Big Sparkly Sluice
Billy's Mascara
Blatzkrieg
Blix in the Mix
Bob In The Crosshairs
Bones And Spocko Unite!
Boosting Luther
Bourbon Eggnog Stupor
Brain Fungus
Brain on the Parade
Bread Soda
Burning Mattresses
Burnsie's Poison Monkeys!
Butter Horse
Call Me Nietschze
Canine Cocaine
Canine Love Sponge
Canine Pizza Seizures
Canine Supermodel
Capering Cleaning Imps
Carrier Carnage
Casio Sax
Channeling Paglia
Chanting Ants
Charcoal Galley
Charitable Porridge
Cheeksful of Yack
Chemical Irony
Chewing Auntie's Corns
Chinese Amish
Chocolate Overload
Chocolate Drool
Chunkless Malt
Coco The Terrible
Combatting Alfalfa
The Communist Underwear Shortage
Compliment Vampires
Computer Condoms
Confident Dr. Weird
Contraband Grapefruit
Core of Napalm
Cow Howitzers
Criminal Chimp
Cudgeling Voles
Cursing Amphibians
D-Cup Jockstraps
The Dancing Sasquatches
Deadly Koalas
Death to the Martians!
Decadent Pants
Deep-Fried Mollusk Meats
Desultory Hurl
Difference Engine Vomit
The Dinosaur Howdahs
A Dislike For Tattoos
Dislikes the Boy
Distilled Ugliness
The Dog Bloggers
Dogslobber
Dolphin Likers
Dread Contagion
Drinking the Boysenberry
Eco-Bonus
Edible Kelp
Eggbeater Panic!
Elbow Fever Treatments
Elegance of Cheese
Enchanting Musk
Endangered Ferrets
Ether Ore
The Eurobetters
Evil Alien Bankers
Exclamations Of Superiority
Exercise in Fertility
Farting Chili Dogs
The Fecund Dandelions
Feline Fine
Figaro Newtons
Flaying Santa
Fleabag Dad
Food Spewers
Forbidden Cigar Love
Frog Abuse
Frog Holocaust
Frosted Prussians
Frozen Yeasty Eels
Fruity Tuna
Funny Blue Clouds
Gandalf's Staff
Gargamel's Rain Of Death
Gargling Roosters
Gas With Attitude
Givney Flips
Glass In The Ass
Glyph Clavin
Go Cyborg!
Godspider
Gorilla Warfare
Grain-Based Goodness
Grammatically Incorrect Pineapple
Grandfather's Coat
Greetings Homonculus!
Groggy and Credulous
Guam With The Wind
Gummi Intestines
Hagar's Healing Balm
Half-Baked Alaskas
Half-Wit Buttmonkeys
Hallucinating Toddlers
Hamburglar Sandwich
Hannibal's Lectures
Hazardous Waste Collection
Helena Hand Basket
Hell's Own Aspic
Herpetology Advocates
Hidden Sugar
Hissing Wishes
Holes in Teeth
Holsteins of Canada
Homicidal Midgets
Honey And Fire Ants
Hoovered Froot Loops
Hungry Fungi
Hysterical Gibbons
Impotent Space Heroes
Indented Head
Infected Spider Bites
Infernal Pudding
Inner Agent Smiths
Inner Gert Frobe
Insane Fungus Squirrels
Insect Astronauts
Inspiration Attacks Again
Iron Fist of Indifference
Islamic Chinese Restaurants
Jab-Happy Apes
James Dean Martini
Jar of Treacle
Jedi Punks
Jess With Fangs
Just Add Bonking
Keeping the Spines
K-G-B Toys
Kid Magnet
Killa Patella
Kilted Potatoes
Kinda Soda
King Tut's Dust Bunnies
Kissing Katie
Kool-Aid Drool
Kumquat Octopus
Labor Of Like
Laika Sturgeon
Lake of Booze
LBJ's Honker
Leather-Clad Thunder Gods
Leaking Children
Let's Launch Leonard
Life-Killing Deathsauce
Lime-Flavored Vampires
Liquidated Skates
Lovin' The Poultry
Luck Junkies
Lumbering Towards Victory
Lumberjack Goths
Lute And Pillage
The Lutheran Tacos
Mach 4 Bossie
Malevolent Bananas
Mars Bars Attacks
Matt's Naked
The Meat Collages
Melodramatic Frogs
The Melting Snotsicles
Men Without Pants
Metaphorical Janitors
Mighty Orbits
Mincing Horrors
Modified Prussians
Mongolian Death Worms
Moon the Sarcophagus
Morally Inferior Vegetarians
Mormon Crickets
Motorcycle Babies
Mother's Long, Healing Tongue
Mottled Scrodsmen
Moustachioed Ukrainian Lovemonsters
Multiple Chameleons
My Fiery Pants
My Toddler The Goth
The Mysterious Aether
Mystery Crustacean Explosion
Myths of the Grill
Nature's Eels
Naughty Shortcake
The Nefarious Superbeings
Neurotic Dog
Noah on the Rampage
Nostalgia Monkeys
Nougat Airbags
Nuggety Scat
The Omnipresent Coffeehouses
Optional Stop
Overreactive Yuppies
Overrun by Poodles
Oversized Ukuleles
Parasitic Arachnids
Patriotic Oreos
Peaceable Zucchini
Pebbled Slippers
Pepe's Taco
Perfection in Legos
Perpetual Headache
Planetoid Women
Plantkiller (album)
Policy Wonkas
Politiczing the Broccoli
Pompous Jackasses
Pompous Snotwits
Porno for Cars
Precious Pinkeye
The Pronto Pup Polka Players
Protestant Bratwurst
Prussian Hagmeat
Psychopathic Glee Gibbons
Pullman Porter and Stout
Pumpkin Chuckers
Pyromaniacal Spawn
Quaaludes For Everyone!
The Quisling Pigs
Radishes for Al
Rankin, Bass and General Electric
Ranting Coots
Rastafarian Golem
Regurgitated Placenta
Road Zambonis
The Robot Death Beasts
Rotten Tooth'd Harlequins
Roving Druids
Runny Butter
Saipan-Fried
The Salted Lutherans
Sample My Fist!
Satanic Duck
Satanic Mennonites
The Saucy Rebels
Sausage Honkies
Sausages of Mass Destruction
Scowl of Integrity
Screaming Crack Monkeys
Scum and Villainy
Scuttling Nuggets
Sensual Fenders
Serious Keister Men
The Seussian Nightmares
Sexual Clavicles
Sexy Glyphs
The Shaved Parents
Sheep Shots
Sheltered Whos
Sidewalk Pork
Silken Underthings
Simian Overrun
Sinking Sacred Cows
Skymice
Slippery Heel
Small British Lichens
Smoldering Cheetah Temptresses
Snippets of Eric
Snook and Mullet
Snoopy the Graven Idol
Snyders from Mars
Sociopathic Hounds
Sons of Birches
Soul-Swallowing Clown
Soylent But Deadly
Spam Smeared Hooties
Spittle-Free Pants
Spock's Eyebrows
Spooky Mountain Globules
The Squalling Rutabagas
Stabbing Travis
Star Frustration
Stinging WASPs
Strategic Seaweed
Stomping Roaches
Suburban Church Barn
Sudanese Impotence
The Sullen Uglies
Sumo Cannonballs
Surfing the Mourners
Sumerian Retailers
SuperChrist! (album)
Surrender to SPAM
The Suspicious Trees
Swedish Jesus
Sy Sperling's Hairpiece of Death
Taconite Mogul's Delight
Talking Sharing Pigs
Tater Tot Marines
Taunting Fruit
The Teabag Mummies
Technological Parkas
Teeth on Bone
Telephones In Stone
Teutonic Brats
Theoretical Capitalists
Thin Mint Juleps
Threatened by Deer
The Thirsty Shirts
Toasted Sulfur Bits
The Toenail Spears
The Toneless Toddlers
Tots in Arms
Transmogrified Bathtubs
Trusted Ham
Tryptophan Turkey Haze
Tummy Doctors
Über Goober (album)
Under Irish Control
Underwear Bomb
Unrestrained Octopus
Unseemly Shortpants
Usurping The Natives
Vamp Hires
Vanilla Tice
Vibrating Toddlers
Vlad the Impala
Wacky Ugandans
Weaponized Cow Pies
Weasel-Free Housemaids
Weasel in the Pants
Weasely Feet
Wee Beasties O'Death
Were-Wolf Blitzer
Wheezy Univacs
Where's the Volk?
Whig-Killer
Whipped Antibiotics
Wonder Bread Powers
Wrath of Zod
Wrestling With Baboons
Yoda's Dialogue
Young Frankincense
Zeppelins Of Death
The Zombie Romans
Zombies Chew Tinfoil
Zuckerman's Famous Pig
*Andrew says any band that wants to use one of his names is welcome to do so, but you should still ask by emailing me.