Eric

15 Pages of Unrequited Goodness	Absence of Duck	Absence of Flubber
Accidental Wedding	All Natural Sunset	All Sales are Final
All Traffic Must Turn	Alone Time With the Cake An album from Orgasmic Cake	Angels Who Wear Tennis Shoes
Aural Ecstasy	Baked Into a Super Bowl	Been Here 24 Hours
"Birthday Cake"	Birthday in Triplicate	Black Hole of Chocolate An album from Just Ice Cream
Buick McBain	Bury My Nose in My Blizzard	The Button Conundrum
Buy Me!	Candle of Hope An album from Melted Wax	Candle of Pain An album from Melted Wax
Candy Shell Topping An album from Just Ice Cream	Cardboard in the Butter	Carrot Top's Secrets to Getting Some
Cinema of the Subconscious	Clumsy Bungee Jumping	Cosmic Ass Kissing
Death by Neon	Death by Golf Pencil An album from Swingers	Death by Pizza Cutter
Depression Has Driven Me	Desiccated Corpses of Cicadas	Dimly Lit Dining Room
Do I Hear Tile?	Dropped Jesus	Drug Dealing Energy Concern
Ectoplasm in Your Toilet (b)	Emergency Chocolate An album from Just Ice Cream	Escaping Hitler Baby An album from Escaping Hitler Baby
Escorts in the Rain An album from Super Security Guys		Excuse Me While I Die
Exercise In Suckiness	Extra Durable Feet An album from Super Security Guys	Fighting Through a Haze of Stupidity An album from Just Friends
Fire of My Dreams	Flash An album from Camera Innuendo	Fleet of Neons
Focal Length An album from Camera Innuendo	Frazzled if I Were Dead	Fritter Me
Frosting You Can Chew	Gay Money	Geriatric Profanity Disorder
He's no Captain Picard An album from Super Security Guys	Hottie Robots that Kill	I Am Pro Malt
I Want Your Matte Box An album from Camera Innuendo	In the Cake Zone	Just Friends (b)
Kernel of Pain An album from Just Friends	Kitties Don't Go On 'Fridges	Kleenex Box of Destruction
Level of Liberalness	Lindsey Style Groping	Lyrics Aplenty
Mamie Eisenhower Pink		May Attract Beer Ninjas
Medley of Peas and Carrots	Mental Yawn	Movie Night Ditching An album from False Friends
Mousy But Cute	Mouthful of Chicken	Multimedia Experience While I Pee
Music for Dummies	My Scab of Frustration An album from Just Friends	My Unmedicated Life
Necking Movies	Now With Crucifix Attachment! An album from Bobblehead Jesus	One Infinite Loop An album from Those Might Be Macs
Our Roommate Keeps Taking Our Band Names! An album from We Dislike Travis	Overexposure An album from Camera Innuendo	Overexposure in the Dark Room An album from Camera Innuendo
Parent-Induced Blackmail	Perpetually Fighting Insomnia	Pesky 9 Eleven
Picking Scabs Under the Proscenium Arch	Physics of Boot Drinking	Preemptive Band Name Calling
Preparing to Paint	PT Cruiser of Love An album from Super Security Guy)	Puddle of Malt
Quality time with the PS2	Quick-Time With a Quadra An album from Those Might Be Macs	Ronelle-Like Pining
Root Beer Snot	Seeing Through the Forest of Candy An album from Forest of Candy	Selected Works
Self-Induced Paralysis	Selling Crap to Idiots	Sequins on a Bath Curtain
Shopping With a Zamboni	Shot, THEN Beaten	Sleeping the Day Away
Smells Like Dorm An album from Super Security Guys	Snow that Stops the World	Synaptic Tendencies (b)
Taco-Flavored Kisses	Tag Team Sleeping An album from Tag Team Sleepers	Techno Media Head
Ticking Time Bomb of Death	Turn on My Key Light An album from Camera Innuendo	Visions of Scully
Watching the Pixels Change	We Hate Each Other An album from False Friends	Whittling Wax
Wide Open Aperture An album from Camera Innuendo	Witches of Middlebrook An album from Super Security Guys	World Wide Wrestling of Nerds
Woman Induced Depression An album from Just Friends	You Give Love a Band Name	You Wouldn't Want to Date Me An album from Just Friends

Travis

Acknowledge My Inappropriateness	All About Buca	All the Little Horsies An album from Glue Fuel
At the Very Least	Baby Fire God An album from Pit of Flame	Back Seat Pyro An album from Pit of Flame
Buy this CD An album from Capitalist Pigs	Bwah! of Disbelief	Chocolate Coated Love
C'mon! An album from Peer Pressure	Deadly with a Rope An album by Cuddle Slut	Deny Everything An album from Semaphore Violation
Dogma An album from Dotley Crew	Don't Tell Me What to Do An album from Mouthful of Hypocrisy	Doors to Nowhere
Euphemism & Innuendo	Everybody's Doing It An album from Peer Pressure	Falling Petals
A Farewell to Mars (b)	Fellating the Status Quo	Fit to Print
Flaming Hippie Death An album from Hippie Gang	Flirtatious Bi-Curious An album from Semaphore Violation	Freaky Bike Riders (b)
It's Not Crack, So it's OK An album from Capitalist Pigs	It's Wrong to Make Value Judgments An album from Mouthful of Hypocrisy	Lens Cap In My Mouth
Like Tacos, but Different An album from Like Taco, but Different	Lilacs on My Wrist	Liquid Motivation
Logical Lying An album from Semaphore Violation	Love in a Mailbox	Lying Pregnant An album from Semaphore Violation
Marching Deathwards	The Minneapolis Years	Momentary Goneness
Moths in the Light	Never Bake an Angel An album from Bunny Bosoms	Next Time
Nonsensical Purple An album from Semaphore Violation	Not Remotely An album from Remotely Funny	Opposite Day An album from Semaphore Violation
Out of It An album from The Blue	Peaked in High School (b)	Peep Party Massacre
People Who Don't Love Me	Philosophical Physics An album from Semaphore Violation	The Pretty Goat Incident
Primogenesis Nativity	A Pup Named Muffin An album from Muffin Porn	Questions With Questions An album from Semaphore Violation
Reasons to Run Red An album from Semaphore Violation	Sell Your Mother's Jewelry An album from Capitalist Pigs	Sleeping in a Sunbeam
Smooth as I Wanna Be	Soberest of Them All	Some Kind of Hovercraft
Spend More Money An album from Capitalist Pigs	Treasure-Trove An album from One Man's Trash	Tuna In My Teeth
Upside-Down Language An album from Punos Logic	Victim of the Worm	Weekend Minutes
Where Larpenteur Ends	You Know You Wanna An album from Peer Pressure

Chris

Aging Diabetics in Love An album from Foxy Carmichael	The Ballad of Tom Wopat An album from Warren of Lies	Blissful in Doubt An album from I Took the Green Pill
Brooding and Comely An album from American Heathcliff	Eons and Eons, Second by Second An album from Screaming With Jesus	Feces Thrown Fast-Pitch An album from Unstoppable Monkey Force
Fire Sale at the Boston Cathedral An album from Friends of the Afterlife	An Hour with Jesus is Time Spent Alone An album from Friends of the Afterlife	Jesus Comes First An album from Friends of the Afterlife
Locked in a Room with the Unhip and Deadly An album from Monkeychuckle	The Men Don't Buy Me Flowers An album from Men of Ways	Millions Will Enter, But There Can Be Only One An album from Screaming With Jesus
Monkeys Riding Dogs for My Amusement	Plays Well With Others An album from Aberzombie	Plays with Polyurethane
Third-Degree Earning Potential An album from Capitalist Pigs	Tom Wopat Rides Again An album from Warren of Lies	Too Hip to be Cool An album from The Early Adopters
Twenty Dollars Can Buy Many Peanuts An album from Free Beer	Vacancy Upstairs An album from Dead Inside	Whipping Cross An album from Friends of the Afterlife
Wish You Were Living An album from Aberzombie	Zombies Ate Your Sister An album from Aberzombie

Andrew

35,000 Dead Peruvians	Bipedal Herbicide An album from Plantkiller	Cheese-Based Porno
Customer Blitzkrieg	The Destroyer of Lawns An album from Plantkiller	Disgusting Innards and Deadly Brains
Don't Forget the Umlaut An album from Über Goober	Dr. McCoy's Sociopathic Tendencies An album from Bones and Spocko Unite!	Freaked Out At The MegaMall
Full-Grown Special Edition Son of God An album from SuperChrist!	The Glue Is Dripping	Ham Stands and Pringles
Ignoring the Signs	Image Hosted By Tripod	Jehovah's Smiting Fist
Keen To Be Seen	Lubing the Tractor	Lucifer's Pampers Spackle
Nosing Into the Salad	Olive Damnation	Our Internal Oompah-Loompah
Point and Laugh	Raw Chicken and Rabbits	Secret Sex With Dead Chickens An album from Lovin' The Poultry
Tasting the Lederhosen An album from Frosted Prussians	Truckload of Monkey Waste An album from Burnsie's Poison Monkeys!	Who Pines For Tumblehome? An album from Anthropomorphic Ironclad
You're Watching Fox

Naomi

Christmas Day Special	Dancing On a Pinhead An album from Fulcrum Acrobat	Head Full of December
Radio Echoes	A Rainy Week in Texas	Tainted Cookie
Tossed Into Oblivion An album from Fulcrum Acrobat	Unlovely Darkness

ChrisZ

Are Our 15 Minutes Up Yet?	Beauty Under Pressure
Every Day is a Hangover	Laminations of God
Preheat to 350 An album from Holographic Muffins	Propane and Watermelon
Songs in the Key of Musk

Heather
Back Seat Drummer
Bumber Chute (b)

Jill
I Got Attacked by the Bubble
I Stabbed Jeb With a Pitchfork
An album from Satanic Mennonites
Matt was Mauled Last Friday
An album from Hemophiliac Vampires
Stroke it 'Til It Hums
An album from Glassrubber
Thou Shalt Not Defecate in the House of the Lord

Missy
78 Minutes With a Creep
Don't Spin My Kitty!
Jesus In My Fridge
Loneliness and Cheesburgers
Mizpeld

Billie
There's Always Room for J-Lo

Matt
Well-Groomed Mullet (An album from Curly Mullet)

Ruth
Mother Goose A Go-Go

Mindy
Cosmetic Wedgies
Dirty Banter
Nude and Casual

Peter
Breakdown On the Side of the Road
An album from Satanic Mennonites