Delay Suffers from "HUA" disease

Quick call back Congress from their Easter Break, page all of the aids, run down the halls with changes to the voting rules, and send in the protesters: Delay has HUA Disease. It's a disease which is quite simple to diagnose really. You take one look at a person, let them speak their mind until the entire chamber is about ready to bounce you out because they are still up debating at two in the morning, get the President to rush back to sign a bill which only saves the life of one person (but stays on his ranch when thousands are killed in a tsunami), and get the religious right to speak of your religious convictions. Then stand back and stick the media dogs on him. Wait one to two days as they research the story and find the disease has progressed beyond the point of no repair. Then find in 1988, when Tom Delay's father was in a similar position, the Delay Family opted to pull the plug and did nothing to keep him alive. No special sessions of congress, no media hoards, no praying protesters on the Capitol steps. At least Dr. Dean can diagnose a medical condition by looking at the actual records and current facts of the case, not a four-year-old video being posted on conservative Christian blogs and websites. With everything in the public record, it does not take a Doctor to discover that Tom Delay shows all of the classic signs of HUA: "Head up Ass"