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( Viagra song lyrics )
WHOA, MOM & DAD
( PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON )
Copyright © 2009 - mickterry.com

Naked. Bare-assed, balls-out naked.
Don't the two of you know better
than to put it on display?
Naked. Sagging, dragging naked.
Maybe back when you were hippies,
but then, that scene had its day.

    WHOA, MOM & DAD!
    PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON, please!
    This isn't all that easy for Jeanette and me.
    Your grandkids are embarrassed
    even more than last week.
    WHOA, MOM & DAD!
    PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON, please!

Naked. Varicose, stretch-marks naked.
Both your bodies had their heyday.
Now you're like a bull and cow.
Naked. Fat-assed, beer-gut naked.
You were never much the nudists,
so what's gotten into you now?

    CHORUS

        So, what do all your neighbors
        think about you?
        Don't tell us all your neighbors
        are all nudists, too.
        You invited us to join you
        for two weeks in the sun.
        But you kind of failed to warn us
        this is how you have your fun.

Naked. Skinny-dip, birthday-suit naked.
Haven't seen so much bare skin since
on the day when I was wed.
Naked. Stripped-down, bare-bones naked.
I thought Dad just took Viagra
to keep from rolling out of bed.

    CHORUS

Copyright © 2009  MICK TERRY  Silent Tree Music  All rights reserved
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ANOTHER NAKED BREAKFAST
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