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( Super Size Me funny fast food song lyrics )
THUPER THIGHS ME
Copyright © 2005 - mickterry.com

1: White bags with red & gold trim, the 32 ounce cups,
the red containers now devoid of fries,
now litter my apartment, if not quite fill it up,
along with empty wrappers (ev'ry size).

2: I'm not your av'rage glutton. I don't pig out at all.
I've got a healthy appetite, it seems.
I've popped another button. I've watched my wasteline sprawl
along with all my sagging self-esteem.

CHORUS:
Thuper thighs me, stupefy me.
Load me up to the brim.
Over-stretch my stomach & then do it again.
Thuper thighs me, stupefy me.
It's all going to waist
and belly, hips and butt.
There's no accounting for taste.

3: I've had to use a shovel to input all my food.
This fast food isn't fast enough for me.
I've started using funnels to increase my amplitude.
Don't let me hear you talk obesity.

BRIDGE:
"Gravity challenged" is more politic'ly correct.
"Big is beautiful" and other slogans abound.
"Gravity challenged": my body's all the more wrecked
with ev'ry ounce of junk food I put down.

4: I know the more I gobble, I'm putting on the pounds.
Each pound gets me approaching half a ton.
Instead of walk, I waddle. I barely move around.
And eating is my biggest form of fun.
CHORUS:

CODA:   (spoken)
"I just started the Seafood Diet.
If I see food, I eat it."

Copyright © 2005  MICK TERRY  Silent Tree Music  All rights reserved
[ Reprinted here by permission of the composer-lyricist ]   BMI
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Of course this song was inspired by the award-winning
Morgan Spurlock film,   Super Size Me:   supersizeme.com
You might also want to read the book Fast Food Nation by Eric Schlosser.

If you did not like this song, you might want to consider
putting down those fries ...
If you were able to digest this song, you might like
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HOSPITAL TANGO
ANOREXIA CAN BE FUN
WHISPERING TOO LOUD
I LOVE YOUR LAUGHTER
SUGAR HIGH, SUGAR LOW
INN OF THE SEVENTH RAY
STEAMING CUP OF COFFEE
PEANUT BUTTER PANCAKES
ANOTHER NAKED BREAKFAST
WHERE ARE THE NUGGETS ON A CHICKEN?
BREAKING DOWN TO THE MOLECULAR LEVEL
WHAT THE HELL DID I EVER DO TO MONTEZUMA?
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