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( Super Bowl Boob Janet Jackson + Justin Timberlake
2004 Super Bowl Booby Trap Hustle
from One Tit Wonder - Greatest Tits CD )
SUCH A SUPER BOWL BOOB
Copyright © 2004 - mickterry.com

I wasn't even watching.
I had better things to do.
But, sure enough, I heard the news
of what had hit the tube.
They said a piece of costume
had just managed to fall down.
Did you get enough exposure
in that cowboy football town?

    SUCH A BOOB, SUCH A BOOB.
    SUCH A SUPER BOWL BOOB.
    You just grinned and bared it for all the world to see.
    SUCH A BOOB, SUCH A BOOB.
    SUCH A SUPER BOWL BOOB.
    You really bowled us over with your flash conspiracy.

A nipple-ring or pasty,
I could barely even tell.
With close, intensive scrutiny,
for hours- kids would dwell.
But that just begs the question,
if this wasn't s'posed to be,
do you often wear such items
if we're not supposed to see?

    CHORUS

        Did you think you made a statement of political import?
        Did you think it was expression to be classified as art?
        Did you think your brand new album sales
        would prosper from this stunt?
        Did you think ... ?

Old ladies in St. Louis
are still talking of a ban.
They're blaming the whole network team
for what's in Justin's hand.
They all were so offended:
no more surgeries on ER,
no more natives in the Congo.
Have we taken this too far?

    CHORUS

        (spoken)
        Now, everyone's trying to cover their ass
        'cause you revealed one tit.
        Will this photo be on your Greatest Tits CD?
        Or are you to remain a one-tit wonder?
        When a friend says, "Give me some skin",
        try not to take it all that literally.
        Was this a strategy to take some heat off your brother?
        Or did you just get anxious
        for more of your share of the limelight?
        Was it me or did Justin Timberlake really change
        his statement about your "wardrobe malfunction"
        three times in four days?

Copyright © 2004  MICK TERRY  Silent Tree Music  All rights reserved
[ Reprinted here by permission of the composer-lyricist ]   BMI
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To other sex song lyrics:   DEEP POCKETS
To other sports song lyrics:   GOING BATTY
To other celebrity song lyrics:   THAT'S SWELL, MEL
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DR. PHIL HAD A BREAKDOWN
BILL COSBY GROPED ME, TOO
JIMMY CARTER SENDS ME LETTERS
DICK CHENEY ASKED ME TO GO HUNTING
PLANT SOME WINDMILLS (ED BEGLEY, JR.)
WHO'S YOUR DADDY? (ANNA NICOLE SMITH)
MILLION DOLLAR SHOES (DAVID BECKHAM)
TOOTHLESS ASSHOLES ON JERRY SPRINGER
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? (BRUCE WILLIS)
GIVE THE POOR GUY A BREAK (ROBT. DOWNEY, JR.)
& ALL THE LITTLE GIRLS (WANT TO BE BRITNEY SPEARS)
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