Biker song lyrics funny: Biker in My Mirror: motorcycle choppers, rice-burners, trikes, freeway. MickTerry.com

Biker song lyrics funny: Biker in My Mirror: motorcycle choppers, rice-burners, trikes, freeway.  MICK TERRY
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Silent Tree Music - Song Lyrics 

( Funny Biker Song Lyrics )
BIKER IN MY MIRROR
Copyright © 2004 - mickterry.com

Usual freeway speed
is twenty above the limit,
with cars and trucks and busses end-to-end.
When suddenly next to me,
a vision not for the timid:
a motorcycle screaming past my 'Benz.

Startled out of a trance,
I just about knock him over
and almost swerve into the other lane.
Continuing to advance,
he squeezes between the others
and rides the yellow line like he's insane.

    There was a BIKER IN MY MIRROR.
    Where'd he go? Where'd he go?
    There was a BIKER IN MY MIRROR.
    Where'd he go?
    He was right there for a second,
    now he's gone and disappeared.
    There was a BIKER IN MY MIRROR.
    Where'd he go?

Not that I wish him ill,
but he will get just what's coming.
What's coming is a car that doesn't see.
He's bound to be in a spill.
He's bound to get a messy drumming.
I hope the car that smears him won't be me.

    CHORUS

        Now, I'm not adverse to cycles.
        I've had choppers, rice-burners and trikes.
        But since I have moved out here,
        bikers give me a cause for fear,
        and not just for myself, but for their own lives.

Ev'ry day, in the news
there seems to be the same old story:
a biker down and traffic blocked for miles.
You'd like to think they might choose
a way that won't end so gory.
But all you see are bugs on toothy smiles.

    CHORUS

        Whoa!! Where the hell did he come from?!!

Copyright © 2004  MICK TERRY  Silent Tree Music  All rights reserved
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