I get the feeling that our faith endowed leader is looking for a game plan. He seems to have trouble in finding something that works. We went to war to prevent mushroom clouds developing a worse smog problem than his clean air bill does. We have killed, murdered, tortured, and maimed thousands and thousands of people bringing democracy to the heathen Muslims. The mushroom thing isn’t mentioned much anymore. A kind of, that’s the past this is the present answer to the question.
He was elected has God’s chosen and blessed by all those wonderful Christians that want you and me to live our lives governed with Christian piousness whether we are one or not. No homos are going to wed on Georgie’s watch.
Saving Social Security kind of blew up in his lap. Running around in a sweat, as he gathered the head nodders to nod with plastic doos, waving flags and flashing big grins at our fearless leader—the same leader who in an earlier war had better things to do than actually fly in Viet Nam. It is quite a site, and no plan, no mushroom clouds this time, no idea really, other then Wall Street will take care of everything. I think, if my history serves me, that is why Social Security came about, the Stock Market took care of everyones retirement back then, you jumped out of a window or sold apples.
Money? George never worried about money, why money for him flowed out of his diapers, why is everybody so concerned about trillions of dollars of debt, when we have to privitize and empower people with the ablity to fall flat on their ass and starve in the streets if they don’t invest properly.
That’s where the faith based help programs become an invaluable saftey net. Those good Christians, ready to give you soup and shower if you will only believe. You see, it’s America’s calling to be a Christian country. It’s good for Jesus and it’s good for you. Remember, Jesus never said you can’t kill somebody you think might harm you and because he didn't say that, then of course that’s exactly what you can do.
So remember those good Christian values and fuck the poor, the downtrodden. Those miserable people got that way because they lost faith in Christ our Savior. Now if they only repent and say what good Republican Christians they are, they might just get a warm bowl of soup and a shower after Brother Jones’s two hour sermon on The life of Jesus and how much he wanted us all to live in a male dominant society, just like they did three thousand years ago.