I turned in a mystery to a new web site for stories involving gay characters. Lavender Raven dot com. They will get back in four weeks, or less. I used to get the, “or less” a lot, now they take months. I take that as a good sign.

Los Angeles has had tons of rain. Today brought more of it and still more is expected. I suppose it’s Gods punishment for Bush winning the election. I didn’t vote for him and that’s why my roof doesn’t leak. It did leak a year ago but this year it hasn’t. Proof that God loves me over Bush. He told me so, God did. He said that George thinks I talk to him but I don’t. I talk to you and let me say, that George is way off base. You can tell him I said that if you see him. Which I doubt you will because he only has people around him that agree with everything he says. I told God that if I did see him, I would let him know what you said.

I think it’s a safe bet that I won’t have to tell Bush because I don’t see him calling me and I don’t make enough money as a writer to call him. How many ‘How-To’ articles can you write to pay waiting for President Bush to pick up the phone? I could leave a call back number, but he’ll call when I’m on the crapper, it’s the only time the damn phone rings here. Besides, it would break his heart, he thinks God talks to him cause he’s the President. What in hell good is it to be President of the most powerful nation on earth if the number one Man doesn’t talk with you, for Christ’s sake. If he realizes that he is all alone, with his decisions, then he would have to face up to them. Hell, who would want to be in George’s shoes when knocking on the Pearly Gates.
God doesn’t like Evangelicals. To noisy he says. All that crying and screaming, God thought maybe someone poisoned them. Wailing and saying gay people are evil. God said they think everyone but their selves are evil. Who in hell do they think they are? God said he made everyone, how can most of them be evil. Moslems are evil, Iran is evil, communist are evil, hell if you didn’t vote Republican your evil and going to hell. God said he never told anybody that, who do these people think they are.

God has a lot of problems on his hands right now. The Republicans are getting a little too big for their britches. I hope he doesn’t loose his temper, but hell, can you blame him?