What is it with coffee drinkers? They act as if the only beverage is coffee. They will come over and you asked them if they would like tea, you just made a fresh pot.

     “Got any coffee?” They’ll say.

     “Uh, yeah, but I’ll have to brew it first. This is really good tea, an estate tea in India, very malty and rich tasting.” I’ll say.

     “If you don’t mind I’ll have some coffee.”

     You get out the beans, grind them and put on a pot of coffee.

     Go over to their place and this is what you get.

     “How about some coffee?”

     “No thanks, I’ll have a cup of tea if you got it.”

     “Sure, they take out a cup, put in a dried up tea bag from somewhere in back of their cabinet, add water and nuke the whole thing in the micro.

     “Here you go.”

     “Try offering this clod a cup of coffee that way and see what the reaction is.”