BUCK PECKERWOOD
And Peckerwood Productions
Present:
George W. Bullshit, A Song of Pain and Protest
(Sung to the tune of “The Yellow Rose of Texas” [1853])
George W. Bullshit - Bleeped.mp3
A Satire on Western Cultural Imperialism
The White Man Has Come To Town.mp3
(Buck
specializes in “The Bubba Song” genre of music—making fun of
racists/bigots/idiots/crooks/pinheads/hillbillies via exaggeration.)
Buck Peckerwood, Environmentalist:
"Even a dog has sense enough not to shit where it eats."
"If you own a dog, ask yourself this question:
"Who is supposed to be the brains of this outfit, me or the
dog?” After you figure that one out, proceed accordingly.
If you own a HUMV, an Escalade or a Navigator, ask yourself these
questions: "As world oil supplies continue to diminish and gas
station 'outages' - like in the late 1970s - become more common, how am I
going to feel while I am waiting in line for hours and hours at the gas station
behind the wheel of my gigantic gas-guzzling abomination? Will the
other motorists waiting in line -- sweating, irritable, late for
everything -- be my friends or my enemies?"
Buck Peckerwood, On Sports Doping:
One league
for normal people and one league for drug users (the Monster League). But since most pro sports people have used
performance enhancing drugs and have turned themselves into steroid monsters,
there would only be one league.
Buck Peckerwood, On The Federal Minimum Wage:
Tie the rate
of increase in the Federal Minimum Wage to Congressional pay raises,
retroactively.
Buck Peckerwood, On Exorbitant Executive Salaries:
Just
keep widening the gap between rich and poor, and eventually the poor people
will get pissed off enough to kill all the rich people.
Buck Peckerwood, On Priest Sexual Abuse:
Only
morons would put their kids into the care of pseudo-celibate misogynist sexual
perverts who prance around in medieval clown suits. Every priest in the world is guilty of child
sexual abuse, because every priest in the world knew about the culture of
molestation but kept silent, aiding and abetting those who were committing the
actual acts. (Song on the way…)
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