My Favorite Funny Quotes & Bloopers
Things I've heard
On web-based technology:
"Employers are looking for people with three to five years of
experience.
But all of those people are still in high school."
A software error:
"It didn't show up in testing, and the users didn't see it."
The C++ Programming Language:
"A person can learn C++ in 6 weeks, or 8 weeks if he knows COBOL."
The news
New: Headline:
"Woman found dead after fire was stabbed."
New: "The
man attempted to assault one of the women and stole his jewelry."
New: "60 min. A report on the SARS virus.
Lesley Stahl is the host."
New: A poorly worded report on an American killed in the Iraq
war:
"At 6'8", he was hard to miss."
"Only two states received above average ratings."
"The fire is still being investigated, but arson is not expected."
"Air, ground, and even search dogs were used in the search."
From the NASA web site
New: "Earth supports a large variety
of life forms, including
potentially intelligent species such as dolphins and humans."
Signs, bumber stickers, etc.
New: "First Iraq, then
France"
"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity"
"Hang up and DRIVE!"
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