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If you're starting to feel like the poor bastard pictured on the home page every time your wife or girlfriend explodes in her monthly menses, you need to know that you are not alone!

When your wife or girlfriend orders a huge meal at a fine restaurant and only eats two bites... Brother, you need M.A.W.A.M.

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