My years as a male have not been wasted. Over the years I have learned so much about relationships between men and women. Now after many years of profound searching for answers, I am ready to share what I believe to be the truth, a truth that will empower both men and women alike to find their true place without either feeling degraded in any way.

As children, both sexes grow up completely unaware of what life holds in store. During play, little difference exists between the sexes until finally, mother sets the stage for the future development of the child.

Boys are encouraged to take a physical role, a role of defender, provider and worker.  Remember Johnny?  Mom asks Johnny "please take out the garbage for mom", or "Johnny is such a good boy, he mowed the lawns," or "Johnny is so generous, he bought his little sister a doll with the money earned delivering papers," or "Jenny can go play outside in the street because Johnny will look after her if anyone annoys her."

So he goes through life, his direction is set by mommy (who is of course female).  His reward?  Praise and lots of affection.

For mommy it's natural after all, she's molding him for his role in later life, after all, is there a woman who does not loved her own offspring?.

Raising Jenny is somewhat different. Mommy is most interested in Jenny's future, Jenny has to be raised to be loving, nurturing, caring, secure and protected. She also notices mommy praising Johnny, mommy being the true role model in showing Jenny how to massage a man's ego for doing things just the way mommy likes them.

Now when we wind the clock back a few years, we begin to understand the structure of male/ female partnerships and I have consequently named it the BULGE factor.

The bulge factor is an illusive thing to define as it goes through a metamorphosis as time moves on. Women however are born with an ability to assess the bulge factor early in life. Of course the analogy of James and Jenny is highly relevant in the explanation of this bulge factor.

When a girl reaches puberty, strong natural instincts begin to work as she prepares for selection of her "mate" in the courtship dance that fulfills her childhood dream, the one mommy has helped hone to razor sharpness.

As she meets young prospective suitors, the Darwinian theory of natural selection plays out her fantasy, for she is searching for her "white knight'. All her formative training makes her seek out a man that is a "good specimen". Characteristics for the man are that he will have a good physic, a reasonable bulge in his pants while having the potential to develop a suitable bulge in his wallet over time.

Thus we see that the BULGE FACTOR plays (pardon the pun) a huge role in the selection process. As Johnny provided security, protection, earning capacity and an ability to spoil Jenny, she seeks to find Mr. Right with similar characteristics and yes..... she knows how to stroke his ego just like mommy stroked Johnny's ego while she was growing up.

As things go, the man takes the bait! She gives him precisely what his mom gave him, praise and recognition for his good deeds, in return for her affection and attention. Jenny's feminine charm however goes a step further, she sleeps with him, making sure her offspring are fathered by the best she can provide, while to her partner, he is rewarded like never before.

When the baby finally arrives, Jenny has her life secure, "retirement".  While her man goes out to fatten the bulge in his wallet for her, she nurtures her child while her man takes a back seat role. She throws him the occasional bone when she doesn't have a headache, just keeping him interested enough to father her next offspring. Thus the man becomes used to getting USED.

Finally the responsibility of raising children takes on a larger than life role, the man responsible for worrying about the mortgage, the house, the car, the bills, the food etc.

Now secure in her role as the welfare gatekeeper, she has her man thoroughly convinced that she is indispensable. This gives her the comfort to spend his money, drive his car, share , even take over his home, take control of his children only now, her nurturing role is fixed on the kids and poor husband gets no attention.

Enter the office floozy, much younger than Jenny, no kids and guess what? She's in search of the BULGE!  And the whole process starts again.

The message here is this .... "There is only one thing that matters to women and it's all to do with the bulge in his pants." Whether it be in the front or the rear the bulge is what matters. The front bulge matters more in the beginning, however the rear one takes precedence after a few years.

Unless the bulge in the rear has the staying power, the front bulge becomes useless to a woman.

A woman will only use the front bulge if the rear bulge is proportionately larger with an expected long life expectancy.

We agree!  If this doesn't open your eyes, nothing will. Time to dust off  that wallet and join M.A.W.A.M. today!