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(The words that are underlined below are also links.)
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In case all else fails, follow directions.
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Logic puzzles? My favorite site lady quit, so please let me know if you've
found a good site. By the way, I devised an Excel spreadsheet with macros
to solve these puzzles.
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Pete’s Theory:
Nothin’s easy.
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Thought to Remember:
There isn’t one of us
who knows everything about everything regarding computers — or wants to.
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Beware:
Computers always know when
you’re stressed and under a deadline. They will take every advantage of this condition.
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"If at first you don't succeed,
try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it."
W. C. Fields
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Great story. If you're a user, you'll appreciate it.
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Even funnier.
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Murphy’s Laws
of Computing
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When computing, whatever happens,
behave as though you meant it to happen.
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When you get to the point where
you really understand your computer, it's probably obsolete.
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The first place to look for
information is in the section of the manual where you least expect to find it.
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When the going gets tough, upgrade.
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For every action, there is an
equal and opposite malfunction.
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To err is human . . . to blame
your computer for your mistakes is even more human. . . it is downright natural.
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He who laughs last probably
made a back-up.
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If at first you do not succeed,
blame your computer.
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A complex system that does not
work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine.
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The number one cause of computer
problems is computer solutions.
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A computer program will always
do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want it to do.
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Murphy’s Best Law:
Whatever you have to do, you
have to do something else first.
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Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
Frank Zappa
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You can observe a lot by watching.
Yogi Berra
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The chief enemy of creativity is good sense.
Pablo Picasso
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Architecture is the art of how to waste space.
Philip Johnson
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