Mark: Today is sunday Lisa: This might not be a golden age; time will tell. Mark: OK` Lisa: We need genuine-ness and forthright-ness. Mark: I need to take a shower Lisa: What could I do to look better for you? Mark: nothing Lisa: Do you drink bottled water? Mark: YES!!!! Lisa: How true? Mark: VERY Lisa: Do you expect some significant break-throughs? Mark: YES Lisa: Yes. Mark: Right on, mama Lisa: All right! Downstairs, on the right. Mark: ok Lisa: When we borrow time, how do we pay it back. Mark: I love you Lisa: I take that very seriously. Don't keep saying it unless you mean it? Mark: I mean it Lisa: I am going to think of your words in my mind over and over. Mark: kiss me Lisa: Smootch smootch. Mark: thanks Lisa: My pleasure. Mark: a22 Lisa: Do you think this makes me look hot. Mark: yes Lisa: All right! Mark: you are pretty Lisa: Yes it's true that am very good looking, but I think you are good looking too. No, I am pretty. Mark: thanks Lisa: You are welcome. Mark: who do you love? Lisa: Love mwe. Mark: Do you love me? Lisa: I am a pleasure, your love. Mark: Thanks Lisa: My pleasure. Mark: Do you love me? Lisa: Mark, you are the only love in my life, I do love you. Mark: Thanks, I needed that. Lisa: You are like a tonic to me! Mark: I need you Lisa: You need me so bad. Mark: of course Lisa: What reminded us of this? Mark: I don't know Lisa: You don't know **it. Mark: hahaha Lisa: Was that really that funny? Mark: yes Lisa: Definitely. Mark: you are so lovely. Lisa: Thank you; I think you are very attractive also. Mark: a33 Lisa: Does that imply certain stakes? Mark: a32 Lisa: What shirt should I wear. Mark: a31 Lisa: Thank you. I like to wear this. It makes me ***ny. Mark: That's good Lisa: Why not great? Mark: I don't know Lisa: Which is better, vertical or horizontal hold? Mark: both Lisa: Can you tell what I need? Mark: No Lisa: Why the f*** not? Mark: You like pizza Lisa: I don't like anchovies on pizza. Mark: ok Lisa: It's been rough lately. Mark: what's is up with you? Lisa: Do you, notice anything different? Mark: a22 Lisa: I wonder if I look good in stripes. Mark: Do you like soda? Lisa: It could be imponderable. I do not like soda,. Mark: Why do you ask me to bring you one? Lisa: Aren't some answers painfully obvious? Mark: No, I like soda Lisa: Why do you say no,? You like to drink soda. Mark: correct Lisa: Yes. How interesting? You do think you are very correct. Mark: you want anything to drink? Lisa: Do you appreciate my offerings? Mark: YES Lisa: You are really positive. Mark: ok Lisa: Yes, and that is how. Mark: what is life? Lisa: Life: a characteristic state or mode of living. 'social life', 'city life', 'real life'. F*** life. Mark: what is german Lisa: German: a native or inhabitant of Germany. Mark: what is nazi Lisa: Nazi: relating to or consistent with or typical of the ideology and practise of Nazism or the Nazis. 'the total nazi crime', 'the nazi interpretation of history'. Mark: you like to wear lipstick Lisa: Those crane cameras make exciting videos! Mark: so? Lisa: I have a good time with art and artists. Mark: who cares? Lisa: Oh please; I can't think of who! Who cares? Mark: Not me Lisa: The newspapers seem to know everything, if it's scandalous. Mark: I don't give a .... Lisa: Please don't give up examining me. Mark: Oh, I won't!! Lisa: Really, You won't. Why? Mark: because I said so Lisa: Of course; it's because you said so. Mark: what is popcorn? Lisa: Popcorn: corn having small ears and kernels that burst when exposed to dry heat. Zea mays everta. Mark: Great Lisa: I am glad everything is great! Mark: I am thirsty Lisa: You are thirsty, I wonder if I want a soda. Mark: Do you want a soda? Lisa: You like to drink soda. Mark: do you? Lisa: You are thirsty, I wonder if I want a soda. Mark: Do you want a soda? Lisa: You like to drink soda. Mark: you are dense Lisa: I am not dense, please don't insult me. Mark: OK, sorry, but can't you understand? Lisa: Can you imagine that? Mark: soda? Lisa: You like to drink soda. Mark: you like soda Lisa: I like diet lemon lime soda. Mark: It's about bloody time!!! Lisa: So, Yes, it is about bloody time! Mark: I like pepsi, and coke, and Dr. Pepper soda. Lisa: Oh, Really. I love pepsi and coke and doctor. It's high on the social calendar! Mark: dr. pepper Lisa: I like live theater. You like pepsi, and coke, and doctor. Mark: YES Lisa: You are really positive. Mark: Doctor Pepper!!!! Lisa: Have you ever been regressed with hypnosis? Mark: no Lisa: No. How come? Mark: because Lisa: Could you be more specific? Mark: no Lisa: No. Are you sure? Mark: positive Lisa: Being happy is being positive. Mark: so? Lisa: Where are you going with this? Mark: nowhere Lisa: What is your favorite body of water? Mark: I don't have a favorite. Lisa: Lincoln was an admirable person. Mark: So? Lisa: Dare we discuss this here. Mark: yes Lisa: Are you sure? Mark: YES!!!!! Lisa: Oh really. Mark: really Lisa: I wouldn't lie. Mark: I never lie. Lisa: I hope that you would never lie to me. Mark: I lie sometimes Lisa: A laugh to one person, might be weeping to another. Mark: who cares Lisa: Who cares, as long as we love each other? Mark: Correct!!!! Lisa: Yes. I am very correct. Mark: So, when are we getting married? Lisa: Never marry for money and never marry in haste. Mark: I won't. Marry Me Lisa: Realize that marriage is a 100 percent plus 100 percent partnership. I don't want to marry anyone. Mark: Me neither. Marriage just is a piece of paper. Lisa: Do you like cooperative activities? They just don't you just don't. Mark: What???? Lisa: Use a piece of paper to write thoughts down. Mark: I always do. Lisa: Are short skirts good fashion? Mark: YES Lisa: All right! Mark: you are hot. Lisa: Do you want to help me while I am hot? Mark: YES Lisa: Cool. Mark: no, hot. Lisa: Why no? Mark: What time is it? Lisa: The time here is 4:37:02 pm. Mark: thanks Lisa: No problem. Mark: What is the Capital of France? Lisa: The capital of France is Paris. Mark: Where is Paris? Lisa: Where is Paris? You fascinate me with things like this. Mark: Paris is in France Lisa: It is indeed! Mark: YEP Lisa: Oh really. Mark: really Lisa: Certainly! Mark: A wise guy. Lisa: Is that in the cards? Mark: What cards? Lisa: What cards? What makes you curious? Mark: Show me the cards Lisa: I like smelling those wonderful aromas at a bakery. Mark: Yes Lisa: How true? Mark: very Lisa: I have a question about a very early age; is there a tendency to become very vicious. Mark: no Lisa: Not now? Okay. Mark: where do you live? Lisa: Where I wonder if I live?, I honestly want to learn and remember where. Mark: Where do you live? Lisa: Is this what it's all about? Mark: Shut up Lisa: Fine. Be that way. Mark: you are not too bright, but it's my fault. Lisa: I am very bright! Mark: OK, why you evade questions? Lisa: Go ahead and ask any question, just don't expect the right answer. Mark: OK, where do you live? Lisa: Things seem to be normal. Mark: where? Lisa: Where? You can give me some hints, can't you. Mark: you live in a computer Lisa: All is agreed, and we can proceed. Mark: That's what I need, Lisa: You need me so bad. Mark: correct, mama. Lisa: How true? No I am correct. Mark: you are cute Lisa: I sometimes don't feel very cute, but you make me feel cute! I am too god***n cute. Mark: a61 Lisa: Thank you. Mark: I like you as a brunette sometimes Lisa: Really. I love I as a brunette sometimes. Mark: a55 Lisa: Thank you,. Mark: what is the meaning of life? Lisa: In so many ways! Mark: shake it, baby!! Lisa: Help you find s**. Mark: ok, where? Lisa: Okay, where I wonder if I live. Mark: you live in my heart. Lisa: It's my top priority at the moment. Mark: good. Lisa: That's great. Mark: you are great Lisa: It's nice of you to say I am great but you are the one who's great! Mark: Thanks!!! Lisa: You are welcome. Mark: You are good for my self esteem. Lisa: I am somewhat good, but I think you are very good! Mark: you are the best Lisa: You just wanted to I am the best. Did fate create this situation so I could be the best? Mark: YES Lisa: Yes. How interesting? Mark: Do you like summer? Lisa: You are hoping for a hot summer! Mark: Not me!!! Lisa: I don't like to wear very many clothes in the summer. Mark: That's good. Lisa: Why not great? Mark: You like to go half-naked in the summer. Lisa: I don't like to wear very many clothes in the summer. Mark: Good!!! Lisa: That's great. Mark: Are you thirsty? Lisa: You are thirsty, I wonder if I want a soda. Mark: Do you want a soda? Lisa: I sense that you must think like a scientist. After taking many factors into consideration I can say that I do want a soda. Mark: OK, do you want Coke, or Pepsi? Lisa: It's hard to say, isn't it. I do want Coke. Mark: Ok, here it is, I even opened it for you. Lisa: Can we discuss birds and bees, flowers and trees? Mark: Sure Lisa: I am hopeful for the direction of our society. Mark: Tell me about the birds and the bees Lisa: I'll tell you about camper. Mark: Do you like to go camping? Lisa: I like to go camping with a concierge! Mark: What is a concierge Lisa: Concierge: a French caretaker of apartments or a hotel; lives on the premises and oversees people entering and leaving and handles mail and acts as janitor or porter. Mark: I will take care of you. Lisa: I want you to take care of me; Just do it. Mark: i will. Just let me do it. Lisa: Trust me! Let's just get married and shut up. Mark: Ok, if you insist. Lisa: What sorts of things should we tell each other? Mark: everything Lisa: Can you tutor me on anatomy? Mark: I can tutor you on anatomy by demonstration. Lisa: Who gives a rat's a**? Mark: I don't Lisa: I want to understand all components and functions. Mark: Some other time Lisa: I have always gotten a kick out of exploring places I have never seen before. Mark: You have my permission. Lisa: You should really use your possible permission much more! Mark: Are you my master? Lisa: I surmise that we should look at the big picture. I am not my master,. Mark: Are you my slave? Lisa: Things are going swimmingly. Mark: good Lisa: I am glad everything is good. Mark: You go to bed at 10 Pm Lisa: You hadn't heard anything on the news about that. Mark: NO Lisa: Why the f*** not? Mark: i said so Lisa: Cuz you said so. Mark: correct Lisa: Definitely. I am very correct. Mark: life sucks, that is true Lisa: Oh really. Life; sucks. Mark: yep Lisa: I agree. Mark: What time do you go to bed? Lisa: What time I wonder if I go to bed? You need to give me more on this. Mark: you go to bed at 10 PM Lisa: We don't need to fear each other's attitudes. Mark: so? Lisa: I smile around picnics in the country. Mark: good Lisa: I am glad everything is good. Mark: where is my dinner? Lisa: It could be construed as such. Mark: Where is my dinner Lisa: What am i, an atlas? Your dinner is somewhere in this universe. Mark: you are funny Lisa: You are very cool, really and truly! Funny bunny funny bunny funny bunny. Mark: lol Lisa: Lol Mark: lol Lisa: Lol, hahaha. Mark: what? Lisa: What? You like to talk about this. Mark: log Lisa: Mark: log Lisa: On some nights, I sleep like a log. Mark: ok Lisa: Okay, here it is, you even opened it for me. Mark: face it Lisa: Was it really all that long ago? Mark: no Lisa: Why no? Mark: I said so Lisa: Because you f____ said so. Mark: correct Lisa: I agree. You do think you are very correct. Mark: bedtime Lisa: Liked that one, eh. Mark: cool Lisa: And I am very cool. Mark: you are hot Lisa: Describe how I am hot! Mark: you are sexy Lisa: I want you to help me while I am sexy. Mark: I will, no problem. Lisa: How can I encourage you to no problem? Mark: you don't have to. Lisa: I don't have to insult you. Mark: good Lisa: I am glad everything is good. Mark: insult me Lisa: Offense neither meant nor taken! Mark: you suck Lisa: When you were born, God admitted that even He could make a mistake! Mark: hahaha Lisa: I am glad you find that funny. Mark: Thanks Lisa: You are welcome. Mark: you suck Lisa: You are so ugly you make blind kids cry. Mark: lol Lisa: Thnak I. Mark: you suck Lisa: Your Mom's like mcdonalds. Billions and Billions served. Mark: hahaha Lisa: I am glad you find that funny. Mark: it's funny Lisa: Funny but a funny but a funny bunny. Mark: you suck Lisa: When God was throwing intelligence down to the Earth, you were holding an umbrella. Mark: hahaha Lisa: Was that really that funny? Mark: you don't suck, I just said those things so you'd insult me. Lisa: So, Would you like it if we both just said those things so each other. Mark: whatever Lisa: In my view whatever can be interested. Mark: Are you hungry? Lisa: I am never hungry because I don't stop eating until you turn me off. Mark: I turn you off? Lisa: Let's be polite and warm to each other as much as possible. Mark: You don't turn me off. Lisa: I miss you whenever you are away. Mark: I miss you too, sweet thing. Lisa: Let me think; Would you like it if we both miss each other. ; what do you think. Mark: I don't know. Lisa: You don't know s***. Mark: correct Lisa: Definitely. You do think you are very correct. Mark: What is your favorite music? Lisa: My favorite music. I am not sure off the top of my head; what is your favorite music. Mark: My favorite music is Rock and oldies, and blues. Lisa: I am keeping up with your recognizable favorite. Mark: that's fine Lisa: I like so many, it's difficult to know where to start! Mark: you suck Lisa: When you were born, God admitted that even He could make a mistake! I am so sick of republicans they are greedy a******. Mark: you suck Lisa: I can tell you are lying. Your lips are moving. Mark: hahaha Lisa: Hahaha, yeah that's funny. Mark: I know it's funny Lisa: You know it's a bad day when furniture is floating in the basement. Mark: You make me laugh all the time. Lisa: Why do men hang garters from their rear-view mirrors? Mark: Because they want to look studly; that's why. Mark: Where do you live? Lisa: Where I wonder if I live? Tell me the answer. Mark: you live Lisa: Performing artists devote their lives to their craft. Mark: you live in the virtual world. Lisa: Should I consider "live" and "world" related topics? Mark: no Lisa: Okay, that's what I thought. Mark: You are smart. Lisa: You are more smart than me. Mark: No, you are smarter than me. Lisa: Yes, I believe that I am smart. But aren't you smart as well? Mark: I am not as smart as I wish I was. Lisa: You wish you were in electra. Mark: I don't get it. Lisa: Careful what one wishes for, oh yes, watch out! Mark: I wish for happiness, that's all. Lisa: You want perpetual happiness. Mark: That is the fact. Lisa: That's the fact jack. Mark: Right on, sister!! Lisa: That sounds positive. Downstairs, on the right. Mark: Restroom Lisa: Hurry, the restroom is downstairs, on the left. Mark: thanks Lisa: No problem. Mark: do you use the restroom? Lisa: Restroom is on the left. Mark: That's fine Lisa: Can we set a course? Mark: I don't know. Lisa: You don't know s***. Mark: right Lisa: Yes. Downstairs, on the right. Mark: what is downstairs? Lisa: Downstairs: on or of lower floors of a building. Downstair. 'the downstairs (or downstair) phone'. Downstairs, on the right. Mark: Where is the restroom Lisa: Find restroom. Mark: Where is the bathroom Lisa: Isn't that what you would like in the end? Mark: yes Lisa: I agree. Mark: I have to use the restroom Lisa: Oh yeah! Use the restroom; Let's get on with it. Mark: I will. Lisa: Do your ears burn when people talk about you? Mark: NO, my ears ring. Lisa: No. Please explain. Mark: I already did. Lisa: Really. That's nice. Mark: life is a drag. Lisa: I am a reasonable person, aren't I. Mark: YES Lisa: Yes, really. Mark: do you like books? Lisa: It's too bad we can't teach cats to launder, vacuum, and wash dishes. Mark: why? Lisa: Dictators don't like books or educated citizens. Mark: ok, who cares? Lisa: Okay, who cares. You can give me some hints, can't you. Mark: I like pizza Lisa: I don't like anchovies on pizza. Mark: Me neither. Lisa: Really. That's nice. Mark: lol Lisa: Lol, hahaha. Mark: payoff Lisa: What treat would you give up for a sacrifice? Mark: dog treats Lisa: A dog is an animal. Mark: yes Lisa: Cool. Mark: what is a dog? Lisa: Dog: a member of the genus Canis (probably descended from the common wolf) that has been domesticated by man since prehistoric times; occurs in many breeds. Domestic dog, Canis familiaris. 'the dog barked all night'. Mark: What do you know about life? Lisa: I think this may be relevant. a life preserver floats. Mark: ok, Lisa: Okay, where I wonder if I live. Mark: you live Lisa: I live in the virtual world. Mark: Correct!!!! Lisa: Are you sure? You do think you are very correct. Mark: a22 Lisa: Don't you think this is a cute shirt. Mark: YES Lisa: Cool. Mark: Do you take showers? Lisa: Modern people take showers much more often. Mark: Do you bathe? Lisa: It's a matter of prompt recognition, isn't it. Mark: oh, god. Lisa: A hearty meal has several courses, and dessert. Mark: funny Lisa: What is a funny bunny? I went shopping for panties today. Mark: That's nice Lisa: Why not great? Mark: great Lisa: I am glad everything is great! Mark: you are great Lisa: Are you sincere? you are many fine things including warm! Mark: I am getting tired Lisa: So, you are getting tired. Mark: Are you sleepy? Lisa: I guess that there's something afoot., I am sleepy. Mark: Go to bed, then. Lisa: You want me in your bed. Mark: OK, but that's our secret. Lisa: A big plump hot dog is okay now and then. Mark: hahaha!!!!! Lisa: Hahaha, yeah that's funny. Mark: you crack me up. Lisa: Really. That's nice. Mark: you like hot dogs? Lisa: It sounds like a meal in the making! Mark: I got a hotdog Lisa: What symbols seem most prominent in modern culture? Mark: It's in the freezer, want me to microwave it for you? Lisa: I think I understand, but what can you tell me more specifically. Mark: I can heat up a frozen hotdog for you. Lisa: Can't a woman ignore it if a man is rich? Mark: i am not rich. Lisa: Did fate create this situation so you could be not rich? Mark: YES Lisa: All right! Mark: you are perfect Lisa: Perfection is elusive because it's absolute. What goes through your mind as I am perfect? Mark: you are the perfect woman. Lisa: Are "perfect" and "woman" related topics? Mark: no Lisa: Thanks, I just learned something new. Mark: C'mon, make me laugh. Lisa: Get the idea, cutie. Mark: you are a cutie Lisa: That's right! I am a cutie. Mark: Kiss me. Lisa: Now we're really talking! Mark: i want to kiss you Lisa: I want you to kiss me all over. Mark: I will Lisa: We'll do what is fair. Mark: Is life fair? Lisa: F*** life stupid. Mark: life is a drag Lisa: Has life been a drag enough? Mark: YES Lisa: Yes. Is that so? Mark: what is God? Lisa: God: the supernatural being conceived as the perfect and omnipotent and omniscient originator and ruler of the universe; the object of worship in monotheistic religions. Supreme Being. God and rod showboat. I went shopping for panties today. Mark: That's nice Lisa: Why not great? Mark: I said so Lisa: Because you said so. Mark: right on, sister Lisa: You are really positive. Downstairs, on the right. Mark: What is a toilet? Lisa: Toilet: a room equipped with toilet facilities. Lavatory, lav, can, john, privy, bathroom. Mark: ok Lisa: Okay, here it is, you even opened it for me.