By Phil Foti and Me

 #20

Our flavor of the week boat design has still been around the last 3 model years.

#19    

Rescue vests and elbow pads look cool ……….and chicks dig scars…..

#18   

 Our latest move is still making it to the car at the takeout.

#17     

Why park-n-play , when you can creek and huck……

#16     

Your “skills” are knowing how to use a rope……instead of a Helix

#15     

Tricks are for kids, Creeks are for Geeks…..oooooops  wait a minute my bad……

#14     

Creeks aren’t crowded, and the eddys are easier to catch when they not filled with river maggots.

#13     

Our feet don’t scream with pain when we get out of our boats…(just our backs wait a minute….ooooops my bad again)

#12     

You get to honk your horn at the playboaters when you drive by the Nanty and the Ocoee on the way to the Green.

 #11

The videos are better  and nobody falls asleep watching the LVM Creekin beatdown segment…..

#10

Everybody gets out of the 'You're Way', ready or not here I come

#9

You don't have to go to the 'Back of the Line'

#8

You remember it for years...

#7

 No raft or rafters or even better yet no tubers

#6

No Park Service Rangers

#5

 Everybody is safe

#4

The View (…well maybe the bikini's are fewer)

#3

The everlasting THANKS, for pulling my a$$ out

# 2

Adrenaline…… Adrenaline…… Adrenaline

 And the number one reason Creekin is cooler than playboating………drum roll please ……… The only Donkey Flip we will ever do, is in the bar at the takeout while trying to hit on the bar maid to take her home.

 Thank ya ….thank ya……verrrrrrrrrry much….yak-elvis has the building……..hey ya got a jelly donut…..pass the mass taters…….mam ……thank ya…..