This is kind of the archetypal “Marc Lynx” story, poking fun at both detective and horror clichés while putting a modern and queer spin on things.      “Meestair Leenks?” she said.  “I am Ani Lucard.  May I come in?”      Sigh.  I really should learn to close up before sundown; I could avoid this type of client.      “Certainly, Ms. Lucard.”  I ushered her to a chair.  “A relation of Count Alucard of Romania, I presume?”      “Yes, my great uncle.  He was murdered, you know.  And now they are after me, I fear.”      “Is this some vendetta against your family?”      “No, rather against my...,” she paused, searching for a word.  “My... orientation.  You see, I never date... men.”      Ah, a lesbian vampire.   Click here to return to the main Signature Quotes page Click here to return to the main Missing Lynx page
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