Never Say Neverland, Again

James Bond meets Peter Pan

(And tell me Captain Hook wouldn’t make a great Bond villain, hmm?)

This story guest stars Marc’s secretary, Nicholas; his astronaut friend, Pete Zimmerman; and his bisexual sister, the international spy, Andrea Lynx.


     “Your sister is a a spy?” Pete asked.
     “An international spy,” I corrected.  “Works with the British guys.”
     “Wow,” he said, impressed.  “What does someone major in during college to become a spy?”
     “The usual,” I said.  “Philosophy.  Classics.  What did you think people with those majors do after graduation?”


     “So all I have to do is think a happy thought?”
     “Two parts happy thought, one part pixie dust,” said ’Belle, sprinkling Andrea’s hair.
     “A warm puppy,” prompted Pete.  “A moonlit walk on the beach.”
     “A resurgence of the Cold War,” said Andrea, and hit her head on the ceiling.


 

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