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 Name:
Ryan
Cable
Nickname: "Meatble" Hometown: Evansville, IN Birthday: "I'm not sure when my birthday is, my parents never told me. Back in Evansville, though, we always celebrated birthdays by getting into our birthday suits and having cake. Every birthday, my parents always made me kiss my sister. They said it was family tradition and it had something to do with procreation. Anyway, as the years went on, my parents made my sister and I do more than just kiss. We now have two kids." [Ryan's birthday is February 10, 1975] Marital Status: "Uhh I'm not sure, but my sister and I have two kids." [He's single.] Major: "Post-renaissance costume design." Favorite Saying: "Lord loves a workin' man, don't trust whitey," and "I may only be one half meat, but one half meat is better than no meat." Claim to Fame: "Did a guest appearance on The Jeffersons after being accepted to dental school and I know John Deere (the one who makes tractors)." Favorite Pastime: "Dental Materials Lectures and birthday parties with my family." Mad Crazy Skills: Guitarist for Chief Complaint Alter-Ego: Either John Deere or a six foot four inch African woman named "Shaniqua" |
 Name:
Charee
Campbell
Nickname: "Phyllis" Hometown: Tipton, Indiana (home of the pork festival) Birthday: October 27th Major: Biology, DePauw University Favorite Pastime: diving, skiing, golf, tennis, traveling, and just about anything else that gets me away from studying. Alter-Ego: Baby Spice |
 Name:
Ann
Michelle Marie Carty-Bonness
Nickname: "Ann Michelle Marie Nicole Elizabeth Mary Lynn Francis Sue Carty Bonness", "Annie", "Banannie" Hometown: Clinton, Indiana (Home of the little Italy Festival) Birthday: August 5th, 1977 Marital Status: Married to Richard Bonness. Major: "I was a biology major." Favorite Saying: "Good morning sunshine!", "What is the format of the next exam?" Claim to Fame: "Annie Annie are you OK?" Alter-Ego: "Ann Michelle Marie Nicole Elizabeth Mary Lynn Francis Sue Carty-Bonness" |
 Name:Paul
Chang
Nickname: "King of Questions" Hometown: Somewhere in California Marital Status: Swingin' Favorite Saying: "Um.....I have a question." Claim to Fame: "Just where would one go to purchase these.....cinnamon candies...?" |
 Name:Jack
Winston Choi
Nickname: "Choi Sauce", "Banana", "Twinkie" Hometown: Statesville, North Carolina Birthday: July 16, 1974 Marital Status: Swingin' Major: Biochemistry Favorite Saying: "If you're gonna be a bear be a GRIZZLY." Claim to Fame: "I was North Carolina's state tennis champion in high school. On the tennis court people often mistake me for Michael Chang." Favorite Pastime: "Golf when I'm not out acting like Nicolas Cage in Leaving Las Vegas. After working out, I strip down and look at myself in front of a big mirror and kiss my huge biceps. Oh yeah...I also love to 'spoon'. Man...I just want to be held..." Alter-Ego: Michael Chuang |
